I blame Magikarp!

I blame magikarp for me blaming magikarp.

Does that even make sense? D:
 
I blame Magikarp for my girlfriend who just broke up with me! Why, Magikarp!?
 
I blame Magikarp, for having a stupid name backwards: Prakigam. xD
 
I blame magikarp to make most TV shows sex and drugs related.
 
I blame Magikarp for making the Anime hate Porygon!
 
MAGIKARP!!!!!*psycho crazy sad face* WHY DO YOU MAKE US SUFFER!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!! WHY DID YOU MAKE MUFFINS RISE FROM THE DEAD AND KILL OUR LOVED ONES!!! HOW STUPID ARE YOU!! YOU!! YOU RED/ORANGE FREAK!! WHY DO YOU HAVE WHISKERS!!! AND WHY CANT YOU SHUT YOUR GIANT MOUTH!!! WHY DO YOU TAX OUR TEA!!! WHY DID YOU KILL DITTO YOU HORRIBLE POCKET MONSTER!!!!! AND WHY DID YOU MAKE RICK ROLLS!!! OH GOD NO ITS COMING AGAIN!!! AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*fades to black*

"Never gonna give you up!
Never gonna let you down!
Never gonna run around and hurt you!
Never gonna give you up!
Never gonna say goodbye! Never gonna.........."
 
*shakes ChrisTom*
I blame magikarp for being the color of evil.
 
I blame magikarp for this cold spell that is said to last more than a month!!
 
i blame Magikarp for making us blame it.
 
I blame Magikarp for the fact some idiots are constantly prank calling me.
 
Hey i was the original person who posted this game but oh well :)

I blame magikarp because my thread was taken from me nnnoooeeesss damn you magikarp you ain't a gyrados yet

I blame Magikarp for making the Anime hate Porygon!


cow and chicken that's old and by the that had nothing to do with the i blame magikarp it was his signature thing
 
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I blame magikarp on his getting bullied in highschool. Well magikarp its your fault! Maybe if you hadnt worn your pants to you chest and had glasses the size of laptops then you wouldnt be picked on so much*.


*this is of course impossible and highly implaudible due to the fact that not only is Magikap Fictitious he also wouldn't go to high school, or due to him being a fish worn pants.

Also he would've beaten the crap out of them and be a football star due to his main offense, Tackle
 
I blame Magikarp for all epic failures!
 
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