I can't sir, it's liquid

[Zayphora]

Okay, I jumped off a cliff, sir!

Butler, go ride a dolphin in the sky!

(@Musketeer- I know where you stole that from. Santa Claus aint givin' it to you.)

 

[Dying Light]

Did so, I did, by attaching the dolphin to a backdrop!

Butler, I request a football playing king in space!

@Zayphora: Oh, durn it... :)

 

[The Noob Hacker]

That's an easy one, just go back in time, get a king, teach him football, then go take a spaceship.

Butler, get me a spaceship, on the double!

 

[WillPowerPedro]

NASA HACKED.

Butler, bring me moon rocks and mix them into a gel.

 

[lloebet]

Okay i bought hair gel and sprinkled glitter in it.
Butler take the gel and put it in ur undies.

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go... and watch everyone laugh at me.

Butler, I demand you make laughter cure all medical conditions!

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Okay. Unfortunately, laughter is now a medical condition, and is harvested as a source of power.

I command thee to slayest the Hydra that nests atop Lightningrod Peak.

 

[BlazingLink]

Yes sir, I waited until it slept and got on it's back.

Butler, take me to Mars.

 

[diab_low]

Yes sir, I have organised NASA to take you there tomorrow.

butler, please do my chores.

 

[BlazingLink]

Sir, your bed and room are now clean, and the dishes are now washed.

Butler, teach me Japanese.

 

[Hikamaru]

Here is your Japanese translator.

Butler, I demand you make all Zubat leave the cave!

 

[BlazingLink]

Yes, sir. I just sprayed down the whole cave in Max Repels.

Butler, please divide by zero.

 

[diab_low]

Yes sir, butler divided by zero equals one whole butler.

Butler, please sign this contract.

 

[Hikamaru]

The contract has been signed, on the condition you let Hikari stare in your face.

Butler, protect all Pokemon Trainers!

 

[diab_low]

All Pokemon Trainers in bomb shelter.

Butler, please don't let Hikari stare in my face.

 

[lloebet]

Ok i gauged her eyes out.

Butler dont stand fly sit lay etc just be there

OBEY ME

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Yes.

Butler, find out if the little light stays on when you close the refrigerator door.

 

[Zayphora]

I put a camera in the fridge!

Butler, go get me a Thestral.

 

[The Noob Hacker]

I'm not entirely sure what that is, so here's an IOU.

My Court Mage has turned himself into a virus. Butler, help.

 

[BlazingLink]

Sir, I activated Norton Security software, so he should be quarintined and removed.

Butler, invent a lightning gun.