I can't sir, it's liquid

[diab_low]

K I'm playing it now but don't know if you can hear it.

Butler, show me a picture of yourself.

 

[lloebet]

ok here you go

Butler brush my teeth

 

[Jacinth]

Done, sir. You should find a miniature horsehair brush in each of your teeth. :)

Butler, make me a wooden plaque, but without the wood.

 

[diab_low]

Here is your wood free plaque

Butler, can you please save the Coral Reefs.

 

[machomuu]

Done, sir. Thank God for Dragon Balls.

Butler, can you make the Call of Duty games good?

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Zap! Done, I took Activision out of the editing phase.

Butler, make a way for pages to auto-refresh with no lag.

 

[diab_low]

Here try this new web browser https://www.diab_lowlagfree.com

Butler, Please take al the stress away from me.

 

[Zayphora]

FLASHY MEMORY-ERASING THING TIME!!!!!

Butler go find me a green monkey. And you can't paint it or anything.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I borrowed a time machine and guess what was in Cameroon during the Midevil times? GREEN MONKEYS.

Butler, make sure NASA doesn't know about the stolen time machine.

 

[xelarator]

*boom* There was a NASA organization?

BUTLER, go get me one of Zeus' lightning bolts. NO FLYING PLEASE.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I made you Percy Jackson.

Butler, please get rid of all the corny shows on TV these days.

 

[ShinyJohtomaster]

Boom. Done.
Butler, make my Lugia shiny. I'm bored of hunting it day in and day out.

 

[lloebet]

Ok i painted it pink
butler make me a penguin out of oreos

 

[diab_low]

Here sir your chocolate penguin is ready.

Butler, please don't eat too much chocolate.

 

[Zayphora]

Okay. I made you eat it.

Butler go ride a squid.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I have a squid sattle I bought from Hikari.

Butler, get me 10 BLACK inc sacs. Make sure they are GREEN.

 

[machomuu]

Done, sir, I simply colored them with my Emo Rainbow coloring set.

Butler, go get me some Unobtanium.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I borrowed a ground drill.

Butler, get a fish the size of both my arms. Then cook it. Serve it to me at dinner time.

 

[Hikamaru]

Here's your food, sir.

Butler, bring me a box full of Bronies!

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I duplicated myself like a million times!

Butler, successful delay the Summer Olympics!