I can't sir, it's liquid

[Hikamaru]

Here you go boss, the Olympics are now delayed by another 4 years.

Butler, I demand you make all comedy have memes incorporated in it!

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I made clones of comedians and added your traits to them. They are completely meme'd out now.

BUTLER, drink Mercury and not die.

 

[google123]

i cant mercury is a solid planet

butler make pokemon real

 

[Rayshin]

I can't sir, it's fiction.
(Also, he meant mercury by the element, not the planet.)
Butler! Make a meme related to Pokemon!

 

[google123]

I can't sir, it's fiction.
(Also, he meant mercury by the element, not the planet.)
Butler! Make a meme related to Pokemon!

i already knew that i was just trolling

as for your request just go to pokememes
butler make amagikarp meal

 

[Treecko]

Here you go sir, straight from the seas of Kanto. I had to use a chainsaw to cut it's hard scales.


Butler, tell me which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[google123]

the dinosaurs came first

butler why am i asking so many questions?

 

[Hikamaru]

I can't answer because you want to learn something.

Butler, give me all the Oshawott plushies you can find!

 

[diab_low]

Here we go there are more than 1000000000000000000000000000000+ plushies there.

Butler turn this to gold.

 

[Zayphora]

Fine, here's Rumplestiltskin...

Butler, climb to the top of the Empire State building and do something ridiculous. Like sing Bohemian Rhapsody into a megaphone. And don't get embarrassed.

 

[diab_low]

Ugh this is weird but no embarrassment

Butler please love me (Hope next poster is female)

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go, and you fall in love with Hikari.

Butler, bring me all the boys who confused me.

 

[Arcturus.]

I believe they are already waiting for you in the Gender Race thread.

Butler, please figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

 

[diab_low]

Ohh pass me a tootsie roll pop cos I've never seen one

Butler teach me how to speak Americano.

 

[lloebet]

I think i'll save this thread from oblivian.
Okay here use rosseta stone.
Butler Jump off that cliff and survive.

 

[Pretor54]

No problemo, sir, all the butlers carry a discrete jetpack under their clothes.
Butler, please catch a fly before it notices and flies away.

 

[lloebet]

Okay ill stick fly paper somwhere and get it :3
Butler Kill a cat then make it a zombie.

 

[Pretor54]

you underestimate the power of Umbrella Corp & Butlers
Butler, please make a Dunsparce part of a competitive team and win one match.

 

[Snowdrop]

Okay, I equipped it with a machine gun. That may help.

Butler, go to Argentina and get me a cherry margarita and a burrito.

 

[Zayphora]

Okay. I used your money.

Butler go cause a paradox.