It's completely true, you are a jerk, and all you're doing is using this thread to make people think you're actually a good guy, and feel sorry for you. Look at all the people being sympathetic by saying, "Stay! Your banners rock!" They're only saying it because they've never seen what a real Photoshopper can do. If anything, you're the fake. True, everybody makes mistakes, but this was hardly a mistake. I'm sorry, as much as I can't hold a grudge, I still cannot forgive you.
And also, stop using my friends as messengers. As much as you hate me, I don't hate you. You're not worth my feelings.