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I need help with a weird question that pertains to Pokemon

Zeus Juice

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    Posting this in this forum because I got told by a mod that I cant post in dcc. Crucify me if I'm bad for reposting :/

    hey. I've had an account on this forum for about 3 months now and I haven't used it very often. I'm not sure if I should be gravely embarrassed. If you've read the title to this forum you can probably discern that I need help with a question. It's been bothering me for two years now, going into three, and I'm a bit overly self conscious, so I'm not too keen to cut to the chase. I haven't been able to find out what Pokemon I would be. What I mean by that is that I don't know what Pokemon best matches my physical appearance or personality. I don't want to cop out and say that I'd just be my favorite Pokemon, but that might not fit my personality, and if it's something that doesn't fit me at all (e.g. Badass lucario) then I feel like I would be lying to myself. I've tried personality tests but I'm always paranoid that the answer I'm getting isn't right because the questionnaire doesn't include all possible Pokemon out of 750(?) and is not with a real person. If you or someone you know could help me figure out this question, please reply to this forum, and if I'm posting in the wrong forum please let me know.Please do not just say "Just be a pokemon that you like". I wish to make it explicit that I would like a serious answer. This has been plaguing my brain for 2 years now .-. If you reply, I'll correspond to you with an IM, and from there we can discuss what would fit me best. I hope I don't sound too oblivious or aloof or irking, and I hope someone can help me.

    PS: no legendaries plz :3
     
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    Zeus Juice said:
    It says that there are 36 possibilities. That doesn't sound like 700+to me :/
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    Well you can't blame a guy for searching maybie some day
     
    Nah, that dragonfly cave one is ages old. It likely will never update, jsyk.
     
    Ok...Since you asked for a bio...Incoming wall of text :3

    Alright. Im 14, first off. Don't kill me for that. I'm fairly tall, dark haired, big sorta ugly bushy brows, black hair and brown eyes, and never smiling. My mother says that Im quite handsome, and I guess I agree with her on that. I'm not very close with my family; I share a room with my brother, but I don't engage very much with my family, or friends. In fact I have practically no friends; i have a few acquaintances here and there, but that's it; they're acquaintances. I guess that Im ok with that, although I am very prone to manic depression, and most of the time a lack of friends or attention triggers my episodes. I feel that calling my symptoms manic labels me in too negatively of a way, so I'm hesitant to use the term. I feel that one of the reasons it's tough for me to make friendships (acquaintanceships would be more fitting) is because I'm not very friendly or sociable; I have a serious deficit in social skills. I'm overly self interested, intolerant to annoying things or people or anything that pisses me off, I'm discouraged easily, overly quirky, and I think I come on too strong a lot of the time. I also like...weird things. I'm sorta kinda a furry, and sorta kinda a brony. I don't participate in either fandom, and I mostly label myself as one because I think anthros and pones are cute (:3). That could also explain why I like pokemon. I think that a lot of pokemon designs are cute, and it's very much an emotional connection. I tend to like less popular pokemon (phantump, pignite, drowzee, shedinja, etc...) and I tend to avoid more popular pokemon like lucario. Among some of the other weird things I like...I have this thing for transformation. I derive some sort of pleasure and fascination out of watching things morph into things. It might seem super duper weird...but it's sorta a thing. Im gonna be really really open with you right here but that's one of the main reason I want to know what pokemon I'd be. Now mind you, transformation isn't my entire personality; I have other very good facets, which I will now share with you. I am very very good artistically. I can draw and write quite well, and I make something called ytpmv. My youtube channel is Zeus Juice if you are interested in watching the stuff I make. However I am not very self motivated, and time to time I have to give meself a kick in the rear to get myself to work. I'm very honest, with both myself and others. in fact I am so honest that I am masochistically hard on myself, to the point of it being a sort of inferiority complex. I'm a bit of a peacekeeper, although I use the term very loosely and humbly. Whenever I see others begging for attention or causing stress and the person being tormented, i do my best to be easy on the system. i also run from time to time. I enjoy physical exercise (I use enjoy to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself into thinking that I like it; I do. its a bit like my relationship with art ), and jogging through my neighborhood is especially nice because I have such a pretty view of everything. I hate being competitive; I tried to fence saber a while ago, and it was not very fun. I couldnt connect with the people there, it was sort of a chore, and I HATE being competitive. I'm very passive and I don't like stretching myself to the superhuman level that being competitive recquires. My parents tried to force me into sports for a while, and that made my life a living hell for the first 12 years of my life. I don't feel that I should tell you my life story, but in a nutshell: i was a complete social arse♥♥♥♥ that was completely debilitated by asperger's syndrome for the first 7 years, and my parents didn't help; they were always trying to force the caste of a person without aspergers on me. and after that, my symptoms slowly wore away, but I still had a bit in me, and to this day, I do exhibit some characteristics (god-awful handwriting, social aloofness.) One day, I got the bright idea to hang out with people that werent people with aspergers and were very funny to me, but they rejected me because I was completely socially incapable. Thus begins my angst. I quickly realized how much of an idiot I had been, and overnight I became socially aware of meself. I was and still am considered a person with aspergers, and no one is really able to take me seriously. Thats about it for me. sorry for wall of text X3. Lemme know what you think, and if you have any other questions, lemme know
     
    Hmm... I'm not really great with things like personality assessments, but reading through what you had to say, I could see you as an Absol. Absol generally keep to themselves in the mountains, though do their best to warn others when they sense impending dangers. Unfortunately for them, those that they are warning may misinterpret what the Absol meant, and may stay away from them because of it. They also seem to be decently athletic Pokemon, but may not necessarily be known for those attributes. Absol are also classified as a Dark type Pokemon, though are probably one of the ones with the fewest Dark type characteristics, and are just placed there because of reputation.

    A few other Pokemon like Smeargle and Cubone might fit you too, but I can definitely see Absol making sense.
     
    Jamais said:
    Hmm... I'm not really great with things like personality assessments, but reading through what you had to say, I could see you as an Absol. Absol generally keep to themselves in the mountains, though do their best to warn others when they sense impending dangers. Unfortunately for them, those that they are warning may misinterpret what the Absol meant, and may stay away from them because of it. They also seem to be decently athletic Pokemon, but may not necessarily be known for those attributes. Absol are also classified as a Dark type Pokemon, though are probably one of the ones with the fewest Dark type characteristics, and are just placed there because of reputation.

    A few other Pokemon like Smeargle and Cubone might fit you too, but I can definitely see Absol making sense.
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    Ehhhh...Im not badass enough to be an absol. I feel that its sorta overused. Something a bit more meek might fit meh better
     
    hmmm, well maybe you would be a Kabutops or ditto....

    Kabutops: because they look kinda sad when I see their sprite. They have nothing to do with morphing, but still...they look lonely, as well. And I can see Kabutops being just like you.

    Ditto: because, you know. Morphing.

    Other than those two you could possibly be a Gengar,Crobat,Drifblim or Hydreigon.
     
    I could see you as a squirtle.

    You hide in your shell a lot.

    You like morphing and it evolves into blastoise.

    When you come out of your shell, you could be something amazing (blastoise). You just haven't realized your potential yet.
     
    I dont think you guys understood what he wants.

    Jamais said:
    Hmm... I'm not really great with things like personality assessments, but reading through what you had to say, I could see you as an Absol. Absol generally keep to themselves in the mountains, though do their best to warn others when they sense impending dangers. Unfortunately for them, those that they are warning may misinterpret what the Absol meant, and may stay away from them because of it. They also seem to be decently athletic Pokemon, but may not necessarily be known for those attributes. Absol are also classified as a Dark type Pokemon, though are probably one of the ones with the fewest Dark type characteristics, and are just placed there because of reputation.

    A few other Pokemon like Smeargle and Cubone might fit you too, but I can definitely see Absol making sense.
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    He is most definitely not an Absol. Absol is a quiet Pokemon and seems very peaceful despite the fact it shows up on the places where disasters are happening.

    Smeargle is an articistic Pokemon that seems too positive for the OP.

    Cubone is just a bit sad, he doesn't have all the emotions whirling around like this guy.

    BadPokemon said:
    I could see you as a squirtle.

    You hide in your shell a lot.

    You like morphing and it evolves into blastoise.

    When you come out of your shell, you could be something amazing (blastoise). You just haven't realized your potential yet.
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    Still not what he's looking for.


    You could be three Pokemon. I was going through a Pokemon list, and these are the ones I could imagine being like you.


    Primeape. But not 100% because you are not so hyper.

    Kabutops. Not 100% because he seems a bit more caring and involved. He's always in cave with his little Kabutos and stuff.

    Cacturne. You seem negative. Like a lot, really negative, I haven't really understood if you have any particular condition, or you just have a lot of very bad experience with people but you developed these mental spikes and just wouldn't allow anyone come close to you. Easily annoyed and dark, I I can totally imagine you as a Cacturne. You should work on that, you dont want to be a Cacturne.
    Either way, good luck. :)
     
    xSvenx said:
    I dont think you guys understood what he wants.



    He is most definitely not an Absol. Absol is a quiet Pokemon and seems very peaceful despite the fact it shows up on the places where disasters are happening.

    Smeargle is an articistic Pokemon that seems too positive for the OP.

    Cubone is just a bit sad, he doesn't have all the emotions whirling around like this guy.



    Still not what he's looking for.


    You could be three Pokemon. I was going through a Pokemon list, and these are the ones I could imagine being like you.


    Primeape. But not 100% because you are not so hyper.

    Kabutops. Not 100% because he seems a bit more caring and involved. He's always in cave with his little Kabutos and stuff.

    Cacturne. You seem negative. Like a lot, really negative, I haven't really understood if you have any particular condition, or you just have a lot of very bad experience with people but you developed these mental spikes and just wouldn't allow anyone come close to you. Easily annoyed and dark, I I can totally imagine you as a Cacturne. You should work on that, you dont want to be a Cacturne.
    Either way, good luck. :)
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    Hmmm...cacturne does sound interesting. Of course I'm not an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ though. I'm good at heart and I do genuinely care for people. I wouldn't kick people or hurt anyone unless provoked. If I am negative it's not because I'm inherently negative, it's just that I've been through some hard hard HARD stuff. And it's not that I get annoyed easily; it takes a lot for me to show that I'm annoyed. I've always been sorta neglected and I always feel like I'm sorta a ghost around people. It might also be because I have a condition, but my therapist says that I'm just anxious. I'm just aloof and upset sometimes. I'm not hyperactive at all, so that throws primate out the window. Kabutops, I'm not sure. I don't really have anything to foster or the like. Im not a ditto because trabsformstion isn't my entire personality, and I'm also not a smeargul because drawing and art isn't my entire personality. I'm also not too athletic. So probably none of the above.
     
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    Hmmm...cacturne does sound interesting. Of course I'm not an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ though. I'm good at heart and I do genuinely care for people. I wouldn't kick people or hurt anyone unless provoked. If I am negative it's not because I'm inherently negative, it's just that I've been through some hard hard HARD stuff. I've always been sorta neglected and I always feel like I'm sorta a ghost around people. It might also be because I have a condition, but my therapist says that I'm just anxious. I'm just aloof and upset sometimes. I'm not hyperactive at all, so that throws primate out the window. Kabutops, I'm not sure. I don't really have anything to foster or the like. I'm also not too athletic. So probably none of the above.
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    Then, in my opinion, you're Cacnea for sure, same as cacturne, just less hyper and aggresive. Pretty much as you described yourself.

    You can't really be any of the ghost ones. Most ghosts just doesnt give crap and wanna have fun. Obviously, they can do whatever they want, they ARE ghosts.
     
    I think ghosts aren't just like Banette or the Haunter family, playful. Ones like Lampent and Cofagrigus are pretty creepy and want to eat your soul and stuff.

    Cacturne sounds nice, for the reasons people stated. Cacnea maybe, but Cacturne with its dark typing might fit your backstory better. Not because you're "evil" in any way, but because you might know darkness? I wouldn't call Cacturne hyper, but I guess that's up to each and everyone, how we interpret a pokémon.
     
    xSvenx said:
    Then, in my opinion, you're Cacnea for sure, same as cacturne, just less hyper and aggresive. Pretty much as you described yourself.

    You can't really be any of the ghost ones. Most ghosts just doesnt give crap and wanna have fun. Obviously, they can do whatever they want, they ARE ghosts.
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    Ehhh...Maybe. It seems a bit chubby and goofy. There aren't really any attributes that make it seem upset or sad. Sorry for arguing, but it just doesn't feel like meh. :/
     
    Zeus Juice said:
    Ehhh...Maybe. It seems a bit chubby and goofy. There aren't really any attributes that make it seem upset or sad. Sorry for arguing, but it just doesn't feel like meh. :/
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    Its ok lol, we're discussing, not arguing. You do however realize that no one will tell you you're an Arcanine or Absol? You isolated yourself and seem very negative. It's ok to feel that way shortly after bad experience or towards some people, but you brought it to a really high and unhealthy level. Pokemon are generally not depressing creatures, not something that would be compared to some kind of disorders. But the closest I can see, it's Cacturne, and we're also talking about character, not physiology so whether it's chubby or not doesnt really make a big difference. And it's certainly not goofy, more like Hoenn Elite Four pain in the arse.
    Anyway, i wont go deeper into this. I advise you to be a bit more positive and not to take things so much top heart, it's unhealthy as you can see it yourself.
    Good luck :)
     
    xSvenx said:
    Its ok lol, we're discussing, not arguing. You do however realize that no one will tell you you're an Arcanine or Absol? You isolated yourself and seem very negative. It's ok to feel that way shortly after bad experience or towards some people, but you brought it to a really high and unhealthy level. Pokemon are generally not depressing creatures, not something that would be compared to some kind of disorders. But the closest I can see, it's Cacturne, and we're also talking about character, not physiology so whether it's chubby or not doesnt really make a big difference. And it's certainly not goofy, more like Hoenn Elite Four pain in the arse.
    Anyway, i wont go deeper into this. I advise you to be a bit more positive and not to take things so much top heart, it's unhealthy as you can see it yourself.
    Good luck :)
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    Ok. I understand. You want me to be more positive, and you see me as a cacnea or cacturne. Cool
     
    DarkSerenity said:
    What about a Cloyster? I can't give you many reasons why, other than I do see them as sort of 'peacekeepers' too.
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    Well...they're sorta smug and a bit malicious it seems...I'm just sorta aloof and I can get upset sometimes. I would never hurt delibrately
     
    (I'm just gunna keep suggesting stuff) what about Umbreon? They seem friendly and they seem like they would never hurt deliberately even if they are dark type

    Oh and also Dugtrio, Tyranitar ,Alakazam?
     
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