I SHALL CONTROL THE WORLD!!!!!

[Tangerine Fox]

I would demand world peace. Violators would be shot.

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Seriously, I'd try to work things out so we stop trying to kill each other and get things on a more level ground. Get help for those who need it, ya know? It's such a trite idea, but that doesn't make it bad. <3

 

[Lumine]

I'd rule the world with an iron first which lets me control the weather followed by creating an army of criminal eating radio controlled micro robots, I'll also have my own personal command center (lol Batman), oh I'll shut Sony down completely and send the money to Microsoft and Africa (not Nintendo they've got too much money), I'll also cleanly decimate all worlds religion and make everyone in the world an Atheist (sorry there's no such thing as God, no flaming thanks) if anyone complies I'll have them strapped to a chair and make them watch Dora the explorer for 5 days straight, I'll ban all guns, store them somewhere in a secret base and only take them out if aliens attacks, then I'll nuke China and Russia and lastly I'll change the flag in every single country to this

PS: I'll also have my own personal helicopter.

 

[Legobricks]

A point a lot of people here seem to be missing if that if you ruled the world, there would already be world peace because it'd all be one united nation...

 

[latioslegends]

Well not to sound evil..... but I would end all-
capitalism
commiunism
I ain't a fan on how they work unforttunely

The world would be based on a something off socialism, and a new type of peace to the world. I would dedicate myself to an end to global warming, world hunger, funding for a more natural cure to cancer, put a end to clans who only bring harm to others, stop the growth of massive militaries, and of course get rid of all nuclear weapons. Of course I would half to make sure of no civil wars under one nation. I would make sure every religon (accept satinists, and any religon that brings harm) are a fully respected, and honored religon by what you believe in. ^_^

 

[sims796]

Um, thanks for that, Shiny Umbreon. No need to overthink it!

This is more of a "what would you change" kind of question. And of course, if you had control, how would you rule it?

We ALL know that there will be problems if one person ruled the world. We ALL know that one person cannot handle that kind of power. Cept me, of course.

So no need to get so serious. Even Waker knows that he cannot force his beliefs on others. But if he had the power, he would. No need to quote everyone & question what they would do, or even worse, show their flaws with proper reasoning, as this is a "what if" kind of thread. Proper reasoning is out the door in a "what if" thread.

If Waker ruled the world & forced his beliefs, he knows everyone wants to follow their own beliefs. But he's a tyrannt. He rules the world. Which is the point of this thread. If everyone wanted to worship Arceus, too bad. When I saw his post, I thought, "that's unfair, you can't force your beliefs". Then I remembered, "wait, yes he can! He's the ruler!".The point of this thread is to use your imagination, & if you would be a cruel ruler, (like me, Lumine, Hotaru, etc) or a fair one (you, Tangerine, etc). & of course, what would you do.

So no need to question everyone, or poke the obvious flaws, as it isn't supposed to make total sense. (Virtual Chatot was just plain wierd, in a good way).

 

[Jack O'Neill]

The vast majority of you are narcissistic, totalitarian psychopaths in the vein of Kim Jong-il and Pol Pot, with no real conception of how economies or foreign affairs work.

That said, if I were to be given absolute control over the world, here's what I'd do:

- Invade Sudan and bring peace to Darfur through superior firepower.
- Make Iraq and Afghanistan into United Nations protectorates.
- Integrate Canada, Mexico, and the United States of America.
- Reform the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Contrary to its name, however, it will be capitalist.
- Encourage foreign investment in Africa, Latin America, and the Middle East. Introduce free compulsory education and low-cost health care, build infrastructure, and attempt to narrow the rich-poor divide as much as possible in those regions.
- Enforce freedom of religion and conscience by killing all the religious fundamentalists. Scientology is to be outlawed.
- Kill all the neo-Nazis and white supremacists.
- Designate street gangs as terrorist organizations.
- Modernize and expand the militaries of various nations.
- Impose regulations on the anime industry. Set a minimum wage for animators and voice actors and set a limit on how many shows can be produced and aired on Japanese TV per season. Impose severe criminal penalties on fansubbing.
- Form a council comprised of Jimmy Carter, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Nancy Pelosi, Henry Kissinger, Madeleine Albright, Wesley Clark, David Petraeus, Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, Margaret Thatcher, John Major, Tony Blair, Jean Chrétien, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Sarkozy, Mikhail Gorbachev, Vladimir Putin, Helmut Kohl, Gerhard Schröder, Angela Merkel, Shimon Peres, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jiang Zemin, Hu Jintao, Junichiro Koizumi, Fidel Ramos, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, Lee Kuan Yew, and other civilian and military leaders. Sign power over to this council. Retire to an estate somewhere in Southeast Asia and watch this council work out the thornier aspects of world affairs and bring peace to the world through superior firepower.

 

[bbgun_2006]

I would have a dynasty and rule the world with an iorn fist. Anyone that stands in my way will be destroyed on the spot and the people that will try to rebel will be tortured then I would brain wash them to be in my army.

I would have a huge tower in the center of china and rule the world from there. The tower will be .25 miles high and have lasers all along the sides and my armys will go on for as far as the eye can see. But after the world is as I see fit I will have all the smartest scientist's in the world try to end all diseases and try to end world hunger. Then the world will be perfect!

 

[kidpunk]

I would decide that my best friends are royality.

I would decide my enemies that they would suffer the consequences or pay the ultimate price.

And if everyone gets along, we'll all have a good time =]

Really basic, but thats how i would want to control the world.

 

[Apathetic_Yen]

I'd rule the world like Big Brother (those who read literature would know)