The vast majority of you are narcissistic, totalitarian psychopaths in the vein of Kim Jong-il and Pol Pot, with no real conception of how economies or foreign affairs work.
That said, if I were to be given absolute control over the world, here's what I'd do:
- Invade Sudan and bring peace to Darfur through superior firepower.
- Make Iraq and Afghanistan into United Nations protectorates.
- Integrate Canada, Mexico, and the United States of America.
- Reform the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Contrary to its name, however, it will be capitalist.
- Encourage foreign investment in Africa, Latin America, and the Middle East. Introduce free compulsory education and low-cost health care, build infrastructure, and attempt to narrow the rich-poor divide as much as possible in those regions.
- Enforce freedom of religion and conscience by killing all the religious fundamentalists. Scientology is to be outlawed.
- Kill all the neo-Nazis and white supremacists.
- Designate street gangs as terrorist organizations.
- Modernize and expand the militaries of various nations.
- Impose regulations on the anime industry. Set a minimum wage for animators and voice actors and set a limit on how many shows can be produced and aired on Japanese TV per season. Impose severe criminal penalties on fansubbing.
- Form a council comprised of Jimmy Carter, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Nancy Pelosi, Henry Kissinger, Madeleine Albright, Wesley Clark, David Petraeus, Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, Margaret Thatcher, John Major, Tony Blair, Jean Chrétien, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Sarkozy, Mikhail Gorbachev, Vladimir Putin, Helmut Kohl, Gerhard Schröder, Angela Merkel, Shimon Peres, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jiang Zemin, Hu Jintao, Junichiro Koizumi, Fidel Ramos, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, Lee Kuan Yew, and other civilian and military leaders. Sign power over to this council. Retire to an estate somewhere in Southeast Asia and watch this council work out the thornier aspects of world affairs and bring peace to the world through superior firepower.