I used to.... Then i took an arrow to the knee

[pokemonranger109]

I used to be a pokemon breeder till i to a flamethrower to the knee.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

I used to drive in the Flintstone car; [I was 7] till someone high-maintence goes, "no one wants you here;" [Disneyworld-senior trip-classmate] "go find another group," (how if I'm not wearing glasses? Sherlock!)

 

[pokemonranger109]

I used to be dumb till i studyed books HARDCORE!

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

I used to have a boyfriend til he cheated with a dude & that guy's girl. Phone...--- counts, too. I saw with my own eyes. Thnks for making me cry on my b-day..../verbal irony. At least my lies are obvious, like Spongebob's not my dad. He's a cartoon.

 

[Hikamaru]

I used to watch straight comedy... then the satire comes to my knee.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I used to want the Source video game engine, then I took a price tag to the eye.

 

[Hikamaru]

I used to be scared of the Jaws and Psycho themes... then the laughter hits me on the knee.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I used to play Yugioh standing up on the ground, then I took a card game to the motorcycle.

 

[Arenax Seventhian]

I used to take an arrow to the knee....until I took an arrow to the knee. HA take that ;)

 

[Hikamaru]

I used to hate memes... then I laughed so much I hurt my knees.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I used to be a loser, than I took a Katy Perry to the ear.

 

[ExGiygas]

I used to like creepypasta......than I took a lethal dose of common sense and fear to my brain cells.

 

[Limanya]

D --> I used to be a highb100d, working on roboti%
D --> Then he shot an arrow at my knee

 

[Lt. Col. Fantastic]

I used to live with my uncle...then the Ra' zac broke a Garrow on their knee.

 

[Limanya]

I used to be a knight, then i took a arrow to the bow.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I used to want to have all the 80s songs, then I took everything electronic to the brain.

 

[Hikamaru]

I used to be a noobish Trainer like Ash... then the diversity and strategies got me in the head.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I thought there wasn't a MSPaint remake on Mac, then I saw Paintbrush in the search results.

 

[Hikamaru]

I used to think Colress was weird... then he got to my head.

 

[Limanya]

I used to be addicted to Minecraft...then i took a Homestuck to the eyes.