I Will Not Do It.

[Candy]

It's my Oshawott, and I'm not giving it to anyone

Speaking of an Unova starter, get me a Tepig for my dex.

 

[Adam Levine]

No! It'd be better if I had one now!
Now, could somebody find a Joltik?

 

[何贤豪]

No way! It'll shock me to my death!

Speaking of shock...can you get me a Pikachu? Someone would like to use it to shock his opponents to death...or charm his opponents to death.

 

[darkpokeball]

Heck no! If I'm giving you a pokemon, I'm giving you a Meowth egg. No exceptions.
With that said, I would like a Pokemon Red with an internal battery that never died.

 

[Treecko]

[SIZE="a"]No can do! I'm not technician! I'm not made of money either. Ask someone else!

Now if only someone could get me a shiny Umbreon.[/SIZE]

 

[darkpokeball]

Okay!
*trade completes*
By the way, that was a hacked pokemon. I just changed my game's script to make Missingno. look like a Shiny Umbreon! Say goodbye to your games! And next time think about telling me what to do.

Now, I want a new Pokemon Black because the Shiny Umbreon Missingno. also messed up my game.

 

[Candy]

No way, I'm saving up my money for B2/W2, and I'm not giving you my copy!

Speaking of B2/W2, pre-order B2 for me, please?

 

[何贤豪]

In your dreams! I'm going to do that too and I'm not helping anyone that has the same goal as me!

Speaking of dreams...I'd like to see my dream. Can you get me some Dream Mist?

 

[darkpokeball]

Sure of course! *grabs Dream Mist*
See this Dream Mist I was about to give to you? Well, now I'm taking that Dream Mist and I'm throwing it away! OOOH!
*accidently throws Dream Mist on Chainsaw Meowth*
*See's Chainsaw Meowth's dream*

Someone erase the memory of seeing that dream...

 

[何贤豪]

No way! My Amnesia-Inator is broken...curse you Perry the Platypus!

And speaking of a platypus...can you get me a Meowth that has a chainsaw? So I can obliterate any platypus!

 

[Adam Levine]

No, ask darkpokeball.
Now, can you make us Moomoo Milk?

 

[何贤豪]

No way! I don't have a Miltank.

Speaking of Miltank...can you get me one?

 

[Adam Levine]

No! Ask that chef!
How about touching a cute Litwick?

 

[darkpokeball]

To put this bluntly: No. I'm not touching anything that has that evil glint in its eye.

Now, give Rainy Garden of Fire a chainsaw Meowth!

 

[Adam Levine]

What?! Weapons are dangerous!
Can you get all of us Liberty Passes?

 

[Candy]

What? I only have one :<

Speaking of one, can somebody get me a DVD of the first Pokemon movie? That's the only movie so far (aside from the newly released ones) that I haven't watched.

 

[Hikamaru]

What? That series is totally irrelevant.

Can you get me Ash's Unova hat? I need it to be a master.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

No, Ash isn't a master so it wouldn't make you a master. What you need is Lances cape.

Can someone invent pokemon so I can go catch 6 pokemon and go on my own journey, and make sure the govt doesn't know about it cuz they would do wrong doings (kind of like team rocket).. I think team rocket is really the govt in pokemon!

 

[Candy]

No, because I can't understand what you're saying. (actually, I do, but I need a reason) P:

Now, can someone invent a machine that allows us to understand Pokemon speak?

 

[Limanya]

No, you really don't want to know what they're saying...

So can someone now PLEASE give me a Moon Stone so i can evolve my Skitty?