If the person above was a pokemon, which pokemon would they be? (v2.0!)

[火星人]

Something psychic and not cute so Barrierd or Mr.Mime as you may know it

 

[Shiny Gardevoir]

Bulbasaur, cause you look kinda green to me <_<

 

[gameplayer56]

I'ma be obvious & say you're a Shiny Gallade.

 

[smithtism]

I'll just look up the number 56 in the national dex, and you are...
...well, I'll add in the other letters of your name to get 66, a Machop.

 

[gameplayer56]

I'ma be obvious & say you are a Oshawott. You happy now?

 

[Arma]

I'll go ahead and Kyogre. Why? Because both Kyogre and Latias were available on Sapphire.

Please, don't compare me with a cat or dog Pokemon.

 

[mishy.]

A Meowth, because of Garfield. n_n

 

[gameplayer56]

Don't feel like being original so, you're going to be Mewtwo because of Binary.​

 

[Arma]

Probably said this before, but you're a Mankey he's number 56.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I always blurt out the obvious, so you look like a Purrloin to me...

 

[gameplayer56]

Munchlax, theres no explanation needed for you. ​

 

[smithtism]

You are a Mr. Mime, cuz you're both kinda creepy.

 

[gameplayer56]

^You finally got it.
I say... You're a Samurott, don't ask.​

 

[smithtism]

You're Natu since you apparently read minds (how else would you have made such a perfect guess?).

 

[竜の子]

U're samurott cuz (GP56 and) I said so!

 

[gameplayer56]

Charizard, because of your sig & my lack of originality.​

 

[Frisky Arcanine]

You are clearly Latios; your true colors are in the font!

 

[Elixir]

Pfft, your an Arcanine of course. x3

 

[gameplayer56]

Ditto, because of the eggs in your sig.​

 

[Sewaddle]

Latios, so you can deal with incest instead of zoophilia o3o /don't kill me please