If the person above was a pokemon, which pokemon would they be? (v2.0!)

[Tails05]

Bearatic, you must have frozen me and made me slow again.

 

[gameplayer56]

Dunsparce, because you got ninja'd​

 

[Tails05]

Magikarp, you've become more repetitive than Zubat

 

[mishy.]

Lucario, because I'm lazy and you have one in your signature. :V

 

[gameplayer56]

Mewtwo....Do I really need to explain this?​

 

[Sewaddle]

Octillery, because I see some ad with a bunch of guns at the bottom.

 

[Frisky Arcanine]

You are Jynx, looking all fancy and dressed up in that avatar

 

[gameplayer56]

Hmm, I say you're a Gothitelle who has the ability Frisk.​

 

[Frisky Arcanine]

;_;

I say you're an Accelgor, since you've ninja'd me a few times

 

[smithtism]

He isn't an Accelgor, you're just a Slowpoke.

 

[gameplayer56]

& You, my friend, are a Zubat, & you should be able to know why.​

 

[Frisky Arcanine]

You are a Golbat.
Blue 'n stuff

 

[smithtism]

@GP56: ...I don't.
You've been promoted to Ditto for pretty much copying his answer.

 

[gameplayer56]

@Smith, Just deal with it.
I say you're a Pikachu, because of Prof. Oak.
\/*Sniffs* But...I can't marry Latias then.​

 

[smithtism]

Well then you're Latios, the Eon Pokemon.
It has a docile temperament and dislikes fighting. Tucking in its forelegs, it can fly faster than a jet plane.

Pokedex FTW

 

[gameplayer56]

Mew, because of your location​

 

[Kevin]

Obviously Latias, the avatar gives it away.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Gengar, because of your user....

 

[gameplayer56]

^Wow, ninja'd at the same time, it takes real skills.
I say you're a Dragonite because of username & avatar.​

 

[Deleted member 211486]

^Wow, ninja'd at the same time, it takes real skills.
I say you're a Dragonite because of username & avatar.​

Yeah but then I edited it to describe Destiny Demon...