If you could eat a pokemon!!!

Young Stunna'

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    I thought this would be cool... if you could eat a pokemon what would be your favorite:

    Meat:
    Poultry:
    Fish:
    Vegetable/Fruit:



    Heres mine:

    Meat: Miltank
    Poultry: Torchic
    Fish: Magikarp
    Vegetable/Fruit: Shroomish
     
    Now THIS is what I call a topic...

    Young Stunna' said:
    Vegetable/Fruit Fungus: Shroomish
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    Meat: Steelix...there's gotta be some seriously high-quality muscle in there to move all of that heavy exoskeleton as gracefully as it does...honourable mention goes to Combee. Bugs have gotta have all of the nutrients, and you can eat them whole (by yourself if you have a big stomach)...
    Poultry: Psyduck ...there's gotta be tasty white meat in their craniums in order to give them such awful headaches.
    Fish: Whiscashes are nice and flat, so they'll cook easily AND serve the crowd. Great for Thanksgiving...
    Vegetable/Fruit: Tangela have gotta taste like wheat noodles only filled with more nutrients...

    Semi-OT-->So, if you crack open an Exeggcute, what sorta food do you get?
     
    Agent Zero said:
    Semi-OT-->So, if you crack open an Exeggcute, what sorta food do you get?
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    Umm I have no idea... I guess it could count as chicken?

    and you are right, Shroomish is a fungus. Gosh I was thinkin mushrooms were vegetables there for a minute... haha
     
    This ought to be interesting. I'll have to pass on Slowpoketails...

    Meat:     Grumpig - Bacon, kept fresh from constantly bouncing. I'm not even going to explain that logic...
    Poultry: Skarmory - Everyone needs to keep their Iron levels up. It's expensive to buy by the kilo/pound.
    Fish: Wailord - *harpoons* It just looks so juicy. You can have what I don't finish...
    Vegetable/Fruit: Lickilicky - It's a "vegetable" in the head. Look at it.

    Oh this thread is epic. :D
     
    Meat: Tauros - Beef stake
    Poultry: Combusken - some serious muscles good for eating
    Fish: Sharpedo - without the rough skin, it must look tasty
    Vegetable/Fruit: Cherrim - yummy...
     
    Meat: Tauros. Nothing like beef!
    Poultry: Dodrio. Mutant birds with 3 heads, why not?
    Fish: Finneon. Looks good it must taste good! Logic...
    Vegetable/Fruit: Whatever it is that hangs on Tropius' neck.

    Yum yum, I'm full now.
     
    Meat:Mewtwo.You could get some pshchic powers out of that.
    Poultry:Combuskin.
    Fish:Lumineon
    Fungas:Shrommish
     
    Meat - Grumpig: Mmm grumpig bacon...

    Poultry - Spearow: You could make Spearow milanesas. :O

    Fish - Magikarp: Even though I don't like fish, Magikarps have to be useful for something...

    Vegetable/Fruit - Tropius or Cherubi: Tropius' bananas hanging from its neck must taste good... Ice Cream with a Cherubi on top?
     
    Meat:Mamoswin (Good ol' mammoth meat :) )
    Poultry: Farfetch'd lulz
    Fish: Gyarados (Thats gonna last a while)
    Vegetable/Fruit: Venusaur. (Gotta eat your veggies)
     
    meat: typhlosion no cooking required!!
    poultry:pidgey when i was younger i thought that was what pokemon trainers ate you know have a good ol' fashioned pidgey BBQ.
    fish: craudaunt... mmm... lobster... *drools* xD
    veggie: Bulbasaur, salad and meat at the same time.
     
    Swinub, miltank oh miltank give me some of that good ol milk before I cut you up and serve you medium rare :D, magikarp uses splash......but nothing happened......Kt drops magikarp on a skillet with grease............fried fish....it's super effective lol
     
    Meat: Skuntank
    Fish: Qwilfish





    Okay no, in all seriousness...

    Meat: Dewgong; it's a mammal.
    Poultry: Altaria; no real preferrence here, but Altaria is part dragon which gives it the edge.
    Fish: Kingler; I love crab.
    Vegetable/Fruit: Tangela; mmm, noodles...
     
    I think I have gone insane.

    Meat: Grumpig - imagine the Grumpig in the middle of a plate, with an apple in the mouth, and grilled with honey until it's golden-brown... This is fascinating...
    Poultry: Torchics might be spicy, but what counts is the meat!
    Fish: Magikarps are useless in battle, but NOT useless for food. It could imagine frying it for dinner tonight...
    Vegetable/Fruit: Though I don't really like them, but Cherubis act as a healthy fruit to me. Earth to Cherubi!

    Now I'm all hungry... I wonder what we have for dinner tonight. I should eat some Koko Crunch now.
     
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