Lady Machoke
Your Worst Nightmare!
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- Age 47
- Vancouver, BC, Canada
- Seen Jun 17, 2005
If you were a Pok?mon...
If you were a Pok?mon, which one would you be?
1.) What would you do if a trainer tried to capture you?
2.) What if that trainer just wanted to see you or even take a picture of you?
3.) What was your first reaction when you're inside a Pok?ball?
4.) Would you listen to your new trainer?
5.) Would you protect your new trainer?
6.) Do you accept rewards? What if your trainer didn't give you any?
7.) Do you accept punishment?
8.) What if your trainer didn't have a good reason to punish you?
9.) What would you do if you had an abusive trainer?
10.) Would you enter in a contest?
11.) How do you feel if your trainer said you were his/her favorite Pok?mon?
12.) What if your trainer had chosen another as his/her favorite?
13.) Would you accept food from your trainer?
14.) What if it tasted like crap?
15.) What if it tasted good and irresistible?
16.) Your trainer had let you out of your Pok?ball for a break, what would you do during that time?
17.) Your trainer had decided to let you go, would you follow him/her? Why or why not?
Depending on the Pok?mon you are, here are two optional questions:
Option #1.) If you evolved, either in the wild or under your trainer's care, what was your first reaction when you looked in the mirror or a pond/lake and saw your evolved self?
Option #2.) Would you evolve even if your trainer forced you to? Why or why not?
For example, I'll be a Machoke(F).
1. Attack him/her and toss boulders to defend myself. I am weary of trainers who don't know how to handle my species.
2. Pose for a while and show off my slender feminine self. :D
3. Let me out! Let me out!
4. I will listen only if my trainer gave me a lot of respect.
5. If my trainer gave me a lot of respect, I'll do that in return.
6. A simple praise is good enough for me.
7. As long as it's not harsh, I'll accept it.
8. I get mad easily, so since my trainer didn't have a good reason I'll put him in a sleeper hold.
9. Body Slam the idiot and paralyze him for life. Maybe even break his neck. *evil laugh*
10. Only if I want to. What? Enter me in a beauty contest? My trainer must be crazy!
11. Spoiled for life. :D
12. Accept and be happy for the other Pok?mon.
13. Well duh, Machokes need some sustinence.
14. Reject it. Put the idiot in a choke hold and demand to give me what I like.
15. I'll probably consume more and fatten myself up until my power belt no longer fit me. :D
16. Train in the mountains and break a few rocks. I have to check my weight too. *Looks at her reflection in a lake* Do I look fat? Maybe some little skinny dipping. :D
17. It'll be a little hard for me to separate from a human who loved me. But if my trainer freed me because I am useless, then screw him!
Option #1. Of course I had to be a Machop in the wild. *Looks at herself in a lake* Whoa! I look good! What 'til the boys get a load of me. :D
As a Machamp: EEEEK! Where did those extra arms come from?!?
Option #2 No way! I'll stay as a Machoke! If my trainer expected me to have an extra pair of arms, I swear I'll scream and beat the crap out of him.
If you were a Pok?mon, which one would you be?
1.) What would you do if a trainer tried to capture you?
2.) What if that trainer just wanted to see you or even take a picture of you?
3.) What was your first reaction when you're inside a Pok?ball?
4.) Would you listen to your new trainer?
5.) Would you protect your new trainer?
6.) Do you accept rewards? What if your trainer didn't give you any?
7.) Do you accept punishment?
8.) What if your trainer didn't have a good reason to punish you?
9.) What would you do if you had an abusive trainer?
10.) Would you enter in a contest?
11.) How do you feel if your trainer said you were his/her favorite Pok?mon?
12.) What if your trainer had chosen another as his/her favorite?
13.) Would you accept food from your trainer?
14.) What if it tasted like crap?
15.) What if it tasted good and irresistible?
16.) Your trainer had let you out of your Pok?ball for a break, what would you do during that time?
17.) Your trainer had decided to let you go, would you follow him/her? Why or why not?
Depending on the Pok?mon you are, here are two optional questions:
Option #1.) If you evolved, either in the wild or under your trainer's care, what was your first reaction when you looked in the mirror or a pond/lake and saw your evolved self?
Option #2.) Would you evolve even if your trainer forced you to? Why or why not?
For example, I'll be a Machoke(F).
1. Attack him/her and toss boulders to defend myself. I am weary of trainers who don't know how to handle my species.
2. Pose for a while and show off my slender feminine self. :D
3. Let me out! Let me out!
4. I will listen only if my trainer gave me a lot of respect.
5. If my trainer gave me a lot of respect, I'll do that in return.
6. A simple praise is good enough for me.
7. As long as it's not harsh, I'll accept it.
8. I get mad easily, so since my trainer didn't have a good reason I'll put him in a sleeper hold.
9. Body Slam the idiot and paralyze him for life. Maybe even break his neck. *evil laugh*
10. Only if I want to. What? Enter me in a beauty contest? My trainer must be crazy!
11. Spoiled for life. :D
12. Accept and be happy for the other Pok?mon.
13. Well duh, Machokes need some sustinence.
14. Reject it. Put the idiot in a choke hold and demand to give me what I like.
15. I'll probably consume more and fatten myself up until my power belt no longer fit me. :D
16. Train in the mountains and break a few rocks. I have to check my weight too. *Looks at her reflection in a lake* Do I look fat? Maybe some little skinny dipping. :D
17. It'll be a little hard for me to separate from a human who loved me. But if my trainer freed me because I am useless, then screw him!
Option #1. Of course I had to be a Machop in the wild. *Looks at herself in a lake* Whoa! I look good! What 'til the boys get a load of me. :D
As a Machamp: EEEEK! Where did those extra arms come from?!?
Option #2 No way! I'll stay as a Machoke! If my trainer expected me to have an extra pair of arms, I swear I'll scream and beat the crap out of him.
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