IF you were a Pokemon

[Opposite Day]

HP: LOW - Hit me, and I'll run.
Attack: LOW - I like to believe that I'm strong, but the only person I'm 100% sure that'll hit lighter than me, is a girl and weighs 45 kilos.
Defence: LOW - Kick me in the groin and I'll pass out.
Special Attack: LOW - I can yell, but alas my voice is so low, it freaks me out!
Special Defence: MEDIUM - At least I can handle "Your mother" jokes pretty decent
Speed: HIGH - I used to be the fastest kid in the hood, and even though I'm not a Deoxys I'm still fast.
Ability: SWIFT SWIM - If it is raining (And I HATE rain), I'll probably run even faster.
(Hell, I sound like a Luvdisc):t370:

 

[Bibliophibian]

HP - Low
Attack - Low
Defense - Low
Speed - Medium
Special Attack - High
Special Defense - Medium

 

[xxCelebi]

HP - High. I can endure pain without any need for tears or whatnot.
Attack - Low. I'm weak 8(
Defense - Medium. No comment.
Speed - Medium. I think I'm slow but my friends say I'm fast.
Special Attack - Low.
Special Defense - Medium.

 

[Spinor]

HP: Too High
Attack: Roundhouse kick High
Defense: Roundhouse kick super high
Evasiveness: Wanna see me evade a ban at Serebii and not get caught?
Caffeine: Through the Heavens and Stars

Special, Speed, and accuracy:...Ermmm....

Yeah... those you can say go into the negatives. :\

 

[hank jones]

heres mine

HP - High/Medium/Low
Attack - High/Medium/Low
Defense - High/Medium/Low
Speed - High/Medium/Low
Special Attack - High/Medium/Low
Special Defense - High/Medium/Low

Pretty even across the board.
Hi- 2
Medium- 2
Low- 2

 

[World King]

Hmm, what would my stats be...?

HP - High
ATK - Medium
DEF - High
SP ATK - Low
SP DEF - High
SPD - Low

Unfortunately, that's how it would be for me. ​

 

[Inferno1]

High defence and high attack and Decent Hp high Special Attack but special Sp Def is my weakness

 

[groudonlover]

HP: High
Atk: Low
Def: Medium
Sp. Atk: High
Sp. Def: Medium
Speed: Medium
Evasiveness: High (:P)

That's pretty much how i'm in real :P
(except that there IS no SP Atk in real)

And i have Toxic... xD

 

[Lady Gaga]

HP: High
Atk: High
Def: Zuper High
Sp. Atk: High/Medium
Sp. Def: Medium
Speed: Low

 

[Zennerick]

Just because you would be a Pokemon doesn't mean you would be able to "control" what stats you would have.

For example, I can't determine what I will look like before I am born. If I could've, I would have made myself look secksy.

... I know you aren't being serious. Please don't flame me.

 

[Micro]

HP - High/Medium/Low
Attack - High/Medium/Low
Defense - High/Medium/Low
Speed - High/Medium/Low
Special Attack - High/Medium/Low
Special Defense - High/Medium/Low

 

[deliriouspurple]

HP - high
Attack - high
Defense - medium
Speed - Medium
Special Attack - High
Special Defense - Medium

well that's it.

 

[~GhosT~]

HP - High/Medium/Low
Attack - High/Medium/Low
Defense -High/Medium/Low
Speed - High/Medium/Low
Special Attack - High/Medium/Low
Special Defense - High/Medium/Low

 

[Phanima]

HP: Low. I could take a few hits, but if the opponent's ATT is high, it'll most likely result in a one-hit KO.

ATT: Low. I'd be like a straw stabbing a brick.

DEF: Low. I'd be like a straw being stabbed by a brick.

S.ATT: Medium. If I'm including random attack patterns and unreadable manoeuvres.

S.DEF: Low. I'd be like a straw in the middle of two bricks stabbing each other.

SPD: High. Hopefully, I'd be fast enough to land a few light hits and evade enough to survive.

 

[Åzurε]

HP- Low: I'm not so good when it comes to endurance.
ATK- Med: I don't like to, but I'll smack somebody pretty hard if it comes to it.
DEF- High: I take much more than I give.
SAT- Just Barely Uber: I quite nearly live for wordplay, and feel pretty intelligent in my own respect.
SDF- Med-High: I bear pretty easily with non-contact stuff
SPD- Low: I run so badly, my mom says it sucks. ><;;; In many more words, of course.

Sub-stats
EVD- Med-High: I'm actually pretty good at dodging, be it fists or chores. XD
CRT- High: Always trying for the weak points, verbally and in fights.

 

[Lana.]

HP: High. *Ran a half-marathon last month*
Attack: Medium-highish. I have a wicked shin kick, and my slaps are of decent strength.
Defense: Medium. I can stand a few hits okay. I can ignore them and keep on going for a little while longer.
Special Attack: High. I play excellent mind games and could hurt people psychologically if I wanted to (but I don't, because I'm not a mean person xD).
Special Defense: Medium. Verbal slaps hurt, but I can keep going fairly well. A few too many, though, and I end up collapsing.
Speed: High for short distances, medium-lowish for longer ones.

Other
Evasion: Medium. I more or less just take 'em, but I will attempt to dodge most of the time. I would do better in ranged combat, so evasiveness is easier to manage.


I'd probably be a Psychic or Electric type that specializes in Special Attacks.

...Wow, I sound arrogant xDD

 

[Game Over1375]

My stats would probably be like this:

HP-Medium
Attack-High
Defense-Medium
Sp. Atk-Medium High
Sp. Def-High
Speed-Medium

I would also like to be a Dragon/ Fighting type. That would be cool!

 

[Giraffles <3]

My stats would be all speed so I could get away from any opponent.

 

[Azonic]

Evasiveness: Why this Stat is always missing? I'd say Medium ^^

Because all Pokemon have the same evasiveness level in the beginning of a battle. It isn't a stat you can train or alter or something.

Anyways, I'd probably be low everything because I just suck that much!

 

[Heather]

HP- high
ATTK- medium
DEF- high
SPD- high
SPEC DEF + ATTK- medium

i would see myself as a fast pokemon with great defense and a high HP.