I'm sorry but I...

[Nathan]

So I remember that this game made by doeboy9 was quite popular. The rules are simple : just state the worst you could do to the below poster. Then this poster choose wether to forgive you or not. Don't just say "I forgive or I don't" please make it interesting and fun. And PG-13 too.
Let me begin : I'm sorry but I released all your shinies.

 

[lineofdeath]

I don't!
I kiss you
I like cola

 

[Nathan]

I don't.
I ate all your breakfast.

 

[lineofdeath]

I do, I skip it anyway.
I laugh

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I forgive, but only if it doesn't have to do with ponies.

I'm sorry but I believe that ponies are overrated.

 

[lineofdeath]

I don't:(

I laugh... about ponies. Bcos mlp is awsome!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

>state the worst you could do to the below poster

All right here we g-

>PG-13

...Damn.

Laughing about ponies isn't such a big deal. I forgive you.

I made you a cake but then I ate it. Maybe that was for the best, since the cake had quite a lot of your hair in it. Forgive me?

 

[Naturalles]

Well.. You like my hair? It's auburn.

Sorry, I ate your 1 million pound/dollars-each luxury cookies. I could not resist.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

It's all right, I use neither of those currencies. Forgiven :D

Accidentally hit you in the back of your head with this wrench. Accidentally, I promise.

 

[Sandshrew4]

I try...but I don't...oh fine...if it was an accident.
I became an evil scientist obsessed with wiping Pokemon off the face of the earth. And I succeed.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

You monster. I'm not forgiving you for that. >:I

I left the thread with a really awkward post that you now have to reply to. Forgive me?

 

[Nathan]

I forgive you.
I accidentally burned the money you were saving to buy Pokemon X/Y

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I do not forgive. That's bad.

I'm sorry but your mom is in the hospital.

 

[Nathan]

I forgive.
I ate your breakfast and now you're hungry.