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I forgive you 'cuz I don't care about my sister's friend's cousin's sister's friend's cousin's sister.

I'm sorry but yesterday, I ruined your life.
 
I forgive you because I have 8 more.

I'm sorry but yesterday I implanted the Swine Flu on your computer. It's gonna crash and come back as a Mac to kill you. If it's already a Mac, a Linux, if it's already a Linux, a Windows.

If it's something else, it will pulverize to smithereens.
 
I forgive you. I have an anti virus software that's designed to remove Swine Flu.

I'm sorry, but yesterday I killed you. You're just a zombie now.
 
I forgive you. I have clones for such a thing. Security measures and all. But the clone I dunno where is he...
I am sorry but yesterday I was with your sister. And not during the day.
 
I forgive you because my sister is pregnant and taken. XD

I'm sorry. I punched your father last night and broke his nose. . =(​
 
I don't forgive you since my father isn't alive.

I'm sorry for throwing your whole body into a wood shredder. It was an accident, honest.
 
Ah I forgive you I wanted to do that all week! Nah kidding you jerk you hurt my father.
i am sorry but yesterday. That was fail.
 
I don't forgive you because you didn't realize you were outposted. =P

I'm sorry, I ran over your garbage can and then garbage hit your mother. . =(​
 
Are you saying that my mother is garbage? … Nah! It's okay! I was hopin' you'll do that. XD

I'm sorry, but I kissed a girl, and I liked it!
 
That's fine with me! =P No need to apologize.

I'm sorry, but I pimp-slapped your chimpanzee.​
 
*cares not :3*

I'm sorry, but yesterday I slept with Miley Cyrus and she came out positive. I lost my DS.
 
I forgive, my nose is clogged up right now anyways...stinks for anyone else in the room though. lolz

Im sorry but yesterday I took your girlfriend out for a date and kissed her.
 
I forgive you because I'm single. XD

I'm sorry, I threw a baseball in your room and broke your fan. =(​
 
Damn it! I don't forgive you. What am I going to cool myself with now? You know Britain is notorious for it's very hot days! [/joke]

I'm sorry but yesterday I ran over a memily of your family, well I thought I did but they said they were alive. So.. I did the best I could with the situation on hand, and drove over them again, just to make sure.
 
!!!
I'm supposed to forgive you for that! Never! Oh wait... a memily, all is forgiven!

Well, yesterday I ransacked your house, set it on fire, then blew it up... I brought back a cookie!...?
 
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