In Average PokeCommunity, Joke Gets YOU!

[Shanghai Alice]

Yes, it's a Ruski Reversal thread.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

*Puts two tick marks under the "Cliches used" column*

However, although it's called a "Russian Reversal," it can be anything, so long as it follows this format:

In [ADJECTIVE] [LOCATION NAME], [REVERSED PHRASE]!

Examples:
In Lunarian Eientei, Kaguya schools YOU!
In Fictional Kanto, Gary pwns YOU!

So...
In Average PokeCommunity, Shanghai Alice talks down to YOU!

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

In Soviet Russia mudkip lieks you!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Come on, you saw that coming.

In Dystopian Oceania, television watches YOU!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

In Soviet Soviet TCTI, numbers count you!

 

[jolteon.]

In soviet russia, pokecommunity posts on you!

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

In Soviet Nancy Drew game case solves you!

 

[Gabri]

I was going to do a game like this, but a little different. Whatever...

In a soccer match, you score a goal.
But in Soviet Russia, the goal scores YOU!

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

In Soviet My room Miku Hatsune listens to you!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

*Goes into Rose Pinkerton's room* "MAKE OUT WITH ME!"

...in other news...

In Soviet Gensokyo, yukkuri murders YOU!!

 

[A Pixy]

On the Soviet Internet, Naruto hates YOU!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

EDIT: The heck? Sorry...

In Normal PokeCommunity, accidental double posts annoy YOU!

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

In Soviet Detective Conan game APTX4890 is shrunk by you!

*Goes into Rose Pinkerton's room* "MAKE OUT WITH ME!"

...in other news...

In Soviet Gensokyo, yukkuri murders YOU!!

Wait what!? I hope you are talking to Miku! I am Sonic's S-O-N-I-C-'S!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

In Soviet Hong Kong, book get addicted to YOU!

Wait a minute... Dangit, China!

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

In soviet galaxy farr far away bizzare talks Yoda.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Daaaang, didn't expect that.

In the Soviet Dark Side, cookies have YOU!

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

In Soviet Lego Star Wars characters build you!

 

[Zeffy]

In Soviet Internet, websites browse you!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

At Soviet Comiket, doujinshi sells you!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

In Soviet anime, loli girls-

Nevermind. I'm not gonna finish that one.

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

In Soviet Manga books backwards reads you!