In Average PokeCommunity, Joke Gets YOU!

[jigglyppuff8]

In Soviet Public School, no child leaves YOU behind!

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

In Soviet who knows where no stone leaves you un-turned.

 

[Reddo]

In reverse OT, Shangai Alice asks you!

 

[Maraala]

In Soviet Russia, TV watch you!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

In Soviet Japan, Major Kusanagi gawks at YOOOOOUUUU!

...'cuz she's hot.

 

[dead-man-walking]

In Soviet Shibuya, Any apple can drop a tree!

Hint: Pi-Face

 

[Pokestick good times.]

In Soviet Microwavia, Items examine you!

I'm doing this wrong, aren't I?

 

[SilverStilletto]

in mutant Candyland, candy eats YOU!!!

... im scared of candy now.

 

[dead-man-walking]

In Soviet Russia, clothes wears YOU!
...
...
ick...

 

[SilverStilletto]

in uncontrolled prison, criminals guard YOU!!!

ok, that one is scary.

 

[Melody]

In Kawaii DeviantArt, Art paints YOU!~

In Unmoderated PokeCommunity, MEMBERS INFRACT YOU!~

In Texas, Rednecks greet YOU

 

[Åzurε]

In Soviet Shibuya, The World Ends With You!
...wait, what? You end with the world? Which would end with you anyway... Forget this one.

In furry Warcraft, dragon rides you!
...dang. Strike two.

Roses are red, violets are blue-
In Soviet Russia, poem write you!
I'm just gonna quit now. ><

 

[dead-man-walking]

In Soviet Ancaria, Dragons HUNT you!

 

[KanadeTenshi]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is afraid of YOU!

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

In Soviet Quality Inn, continental breakfast eats YOU!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

In Soviet Pokecommunity...

RULES VIOLATE YOU!

 

[pikalax]

In America, you go out to find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Nintendo of Warsaw, the wild Magikarp catches you!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

In Soviet Russia, joke butchers YOU!

 

[Reddo]

In Hyrule Field, a flower cuts YOU! *smirk*
In Mars, aliens get abducted by YOU! XD

 

[syyyr]

in parallel england, english speaks you!