It could be much worse!!!

[SephirothX]

Then a murderer, a ninja, two pirates, a cannibal, and Chuck Norris sneak up behind you a kill you!

Everything cool explodes!

 

[Villianous Villager]

Everything could explode even if it is cool or not including you o.o

My two brothers were murdered by a terrible villian the first one J. with the porpose of acusing three orphans for murdering him, and the second one K. with a poisonous fungus. But then he died ´cause he breath the poisonous fungus´ spores too.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Could have just been shot.

My expensive coat got ripped.

 

[Villianous Villager]

a Charizard cold burn it along with you

My charmander´s tail was splashed with water

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Could have been a Charmeleon.

My bubasaur is on fire.

 

[Signomi]

Well at least it ain't a Bulbasaur. D:

I dropped my DS in mud. ;;

 

[viridian doubletongue]

It could have been a DS lite.

Signomi made fun of my typo ._.

 

[Krafty Quill]

She could've seen your picture.

I ran out of toilet tissue.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

You could have run out of lame jokes.

I forgot my password.

 

[Krafty Quill]

Could've forgotten a good comeback.

My eggs are cold.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

They could be so hot they burnt you.

My avatar is broked.