Jeff Dunham: The Ventriloquist

[Saltare.]

Ever watch Comedy Central? Ever watch Jeff Dunham? I do! If you haven't, you got a lot to learn about the real world! Jeff Dunham is the funniest guy on television that works with pupets! The puppets he has now are:

Jose Jalapeno on a stick

Achmed the dead terrorist(don't worry, he thinks he's alive, but he is dead and wants to kill you :)

Melvin the Super-Hero(sorry pic so small)

Walter(grumpy b****)

Peanut(no one knows what in hells name it is!)

Bubba J(some fat, dee-dee-dee)

And Sweet Daddy D!


Oh and that silly guy next to the puppet:

Jeff Dunham!


So what do ya think? Here's a link to one of his shows:

Jeff Dunham and Peanut Part 1
Jeff Dunham and Peanut Part 2

That is freakin hilarious!!! I know it sounds a little racists at points, but it's funny and its a puppet!

 

[Klippy]

My family loves Jeff Dunham. We have the two shows on DVD and my little cousin can recite the entire things for us. XD

And in the (I believe) second one, they talk about a Prius and we happen to have a Prius, so the rest of our family badgered us about it for awhile. XD

 

[Snivi]

I love him! He has come to Tulsa before! Its really great live. Peanut making fun of the audience. XD

 

[Saltare.]

seriously? lucky! my cousin, my brother, and my uncle sat in the car for hours listening to it on the ipod! we didn't get home until 10:30 cause we went out to eat and sat in the car and didn't bother going in so we ordered carside to-go. Jeff Dunham rocks! Who's your favourite puppet?

 

[Klippy]

My favorite puppet is probably Walter or Peanut. XD Walter usually has the good jokes and Peanut's just weird.

 

[Saltare.]

But that's why Peanut is my favourite! My brother's fave puppet is Jose Jalapeno....on a stick

my fave episode is Part 2 of the link above:

Peanut:Can you help me push my car.......does this ID look real.....where's the nearest homedepot

Peanut is hilarious!

 

[Stronkadonk]

Jeff Dunham is hilarious altogether. I especially love Walter, and how he does all these stupid things and complains just because he is mad at something.

 

[SIN1488]

Yeah that dude is funny as hell, especially Peanut and Jose Jalapeno on a stick! I've never seen him use Achmed though, I should search me a youtube vid...

 

[Saltare.]

OMFG! Achmed is freakin hilarious! Here's a link to a christmas special!


Achmed's Jingle Bombs

So funny!

 

[Omerta]

He's entertaining, not exactly the best comic Comedy Central has to offer, but he's definitely funny and original.

 

[Saltare.]

I hear that. He is truly funny!

 

[SIN1488]

OMFG! Achmed is freakin hilarious! Here's a link to a christmas special!


Achmed's Jingle Bombs

So funny!

lol that one was good, I love it how he always makes fun of people on the stage. And in that video when the guitarist starts playing that kind of music, and Achmed says: "You racist!"

 

[Saltare.]

I know! I have that vid on my cell!!!

 

[Kraka-chan]

Oh, my dad has seen some of those on YouTube. We love the ones with Achmed the Dead Terrorist (the Jingle Bombs song being my fave).

I just can't stop saying his catchphrase: "Silence! I kill you!"

 

[Saltare.]

I know! Achmed is funny! SILENCE! I kill you!(no seriously)

 

[SIN1488]

Yeah Achmed is funny as hell, so is Bubba J: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMd8Pm-2EE

"What's your favorite kind of beer?"

"An open one!"

lol


Actually there hasn't really been one show if his i've seen that I haven't liked.

 

[Tentacruel13]

I threw a penny between two jews and made them fight to the death. I did the same thing with 2 catholic priests and a small boy. Winner fights Michael Jackson.

LOL. It's funny because I'm not religous.

 

[Z o M B ii 3]

I think he is wayyy over rated.
He isn't even that funny, and he doesn't deserve the spot he has on CC.
Just another Dane Cook, thats all.​

 

[KhaosKnight]

I think he is wayyy over rated.

He isn't even that funny, and he doesn't deserve the spot he has on CC.

Just another Dane Cook, thats all.​

Jeff rocks ilove watching him on CC, and so does Dane Cook(i liked him i viscious circle) but my favorite Jeff Dunham was Spark of Insanity with Achmed, i lived him. And when he talked about his hummer and Prius made me crack up. My favorite puppet is Achmed:

 

[Rinku]

OMFG! Achmed is freakin hilarious! Here's a link to a christmas special!


Achmed's Jingle Bombs

So funny!

I LOVE ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST!!!!!!!! The x-mas special is so funny! the original act was hilarious as well!

Jeff: "So, when you died, did you see a white light?"
Achmed: "What?"
Jeff: "Most people see a white light when they die. What did you see?"
Achmed: "Uh... Let's see... I saw flying car parts,-"
Jeff: "What was the last thing that went through your mind?"
Achmed: "My @$$."