Dizzy
My Father is a Baron!
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Here is where you can tell your Funny jokes!
Dizzy said:Here is where you can tell your Funny jokes!
does it mean I'm a big fat nerd if I actually get that?Jedi_Amara said:There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
latios tamer said:now that one's funny, lol
heres one
Kids on Marriage:
Q. How do you decide whom to marry?
A.You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
Q. How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
A. You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8
Q. What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
A. Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8
Q. What do most people do on a date?
A. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8
Q. When is it okay to kiss someone?
A. When they're rich. - Pam, age 7
Q. Is it better to be single or married?
A. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9
Q. How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
A. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8
Q. How would you make a marriage work?
A. Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.- ricky, age 10