Jokes

[Noctis]

let's just tell each other jokes
Here's my first one:

Asks to sit at the adult table.
Dad: no
You: why not?
Dad: what's a carburetor?
You: Uuummm...
Dad: Who's Spongebob's best friend?
You: Patrick Sta- oh.

 

[donavannj]

That "joke" is prime /r/gatekeeping material tbh, and isn't really funny. And I'm speaking as someone not even remotely into Spongebob, and who can kinda tell you what a carburetor does - at its simplest, its basically the predecessor to the fuel injector and was solely there to mix air with a fuel spray in engines, things a fuel injection system does far better and more reliably than carbs ever did them. A carburetor also kinda hasn't been a thing in 90%+ of new cars since sometime in the '80s or '90s because fuel injectors are that much more reliable.

And yes, I am intetionally killing your joke because it's lame gatekeeping.


This one I'm dropping here because I want people to roll their eyes and groan just like I did when I saw this joke tho:

What's more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?

The latter.

 

[Gabri]

I would tell some of my go-to jokes if they weren't extremely racist. So I'll just leave a bad pun...

- Shit, I think I lost an electron. I really should keep an ion them.

...and now my two go-to offensive jokes.
WARNING: When I said "offensive jokes", I meant it. You have been warned!

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

1: What is the difference between a jew and Santa Claus?
Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

2: How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?
Hang food on the ceiling.

What's more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?

The latter.

bruh