I pick up a little stone from the ground, and throw it against you. It misses though, but hits a nest inhabited by a group of Spearows. These flies angried, trying to slaughter your face with their beaks, only to be roasted by a very, very bored Charizard. Out comes Eusine from a hole in the ground for no apparent reason, and uses his fake magic to transform the Charizard into a lv. 3 Magikarp. The pathetic little fish splashes around a little, and then lies to rest as my avatar.
You? You were killed by eating an out-of-date hot dog the very moment I threw the stone.