king of the hill

[Kaboom]

What..? Just how did you get here anyway?

Oh well, considering what I've been through I hardly think a bullet is hardly going to do any damage, so let's get RIGHT back!

Me: Darn, Charizard's on the Dark Hill... erm... oh, I know! Honchkrow, my friend (sort of)! Would you possibly use Dark Thunder on that Charizard?
Honchkrow: What, that Charizard? Yeah, OK, I always wanted to do that! [uses Dark Thunder]
Charzard: [Flies away quite suddenly, screaming like a girl]
Honchkrow: Now, Kaboom, you owe me for that last time.
Me: Do I now? Well you ain't getting nothing! [Uses Tenebrous Fire]
Honchkrow: [Imprisoned in Dark power] I'll get you for this if it's the last thing I do!!!
Me: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

MY DARK HILL!

 

[Minos Yewman]

HO-OH and Dark HO-OH take over the retrospective hills.

MY HILLS ALREADY!!! GO AWAY!!!

 

[Kaboom]

The Dark hill is still mine, because your Pokemon came along with absolutely no plan of action and fell as soon as I punched it gently (kind of)

 

[Minos Yewman]

However the corrupt dark dimension collaspses leaving the hill as MINE

MY HILL

 

[Terry M]

*Accidently throws Javelin through Minos*

Oops!Your dead!Well I guess this hill is MINE!

 

[Minos Yewman]

*Accidentely is brought back to life like a member of the beast trio by HO-OH*

Opps my clumsy hand sent out wailord

Opps my clumsy mouth told it to use body slam.

I'll look after the Hill while your gone

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sushi.]

*nightmare stabs Wailord with a dagger and brings matches and lit it up and burned HO-OH*

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kaboom]

The Dark World cannot be destroyed without destroying the Light World - which includes you lot.

So...


MY DARK HILL!

 

[Minos Yewman]

Fine then The dark and Light worlds are both destroyed but the hill comes reborn, along with me.

MY HILL!!!!!!

 

[Kaboom]

But the Dark hill is also reborn - its existance resonates with the Light hill, so I'll keep it.

 

[Minos Yewman]

But the portal connecting the light and dark worlds closes, trapping you in the dark dimension.

MY HILL!!!

 

[Kaboom]

I don't need a portal: my abilities allow me to freely switch between worlds.

MY DARK HILL!

 

[Dogboy2709]

My Psychic Ablitilys alllows me to travel to the 4th demotian,allowing me to keep the hill there!

MY HILL in the 4th dimmension

 

[Kaboom]

Fourth dimension is Time, which is not a dimension of Space, so a "hill" in the fourth dimension can't exist.

*Dogboy2709 gets major headache from logic error and goes to bed!*

 

[Minos Yewman]

Will you lot stop creating more hills!!!

One is enough, otherwise missingno will come and destroy all the hills!

MY HILL!

 

[Kaboom]

Minos didn't notice that the hill he was on was the private property of Aggron, until said Aggron lobbed great big boulders at his Ho-Oh. Minos takes unconscious Ho-Oh to the nearest Pokemon Centre, which is a hundred and fifty miles away!

Current status: Dark Hill=MINE!, Light Hill=Aggron's

 

[Minos Yewman]

Minos returns from the PC with a very angry HO-OH. Meanwhile a dark Aggron crushes Kaboom in the Dark universe.

Light hill: mine, Dark hill: Dark Aggron's

 

[Azonic]

*eats everyone that has owned or previously owned a hill*

:D Guess what time it is?

Iiiits....

WHACK THE PEOPLE WHO OWN A HILL WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND SEND THEM FLYING TO JAPAN WHERE THEY WILL FALL OFF A CLIFF AND DROWN IN A RIVER WHILE GOING TO THE BATHROOM time!!!

:D

*does whatever I just said*

:D

*takes hill* :P

 

[Devil_Silver]

*sigh*

*Whacks azonic on the head with a baseball bat*


Guess what time it is?

It's WHACK YOU ON THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND PUT YOU ON A PLANE THAT CHRASHES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND THEN A GIANT URSARING WILL COME, BITE YOUR HEAD OF AND COOK YOUR BODY BEFORE FEEDING IT TO THE SHARPEDO time.

*Pushes him of the hill*

:)
If you want that time to come, all you have to do is come back.

 

[Minos Yewman]

Wanna know what time it is?

Its...

TIME SOMEONE CAME AND STOPPED ALL THIS NONESENSE BY SLAUGHTERING ANYTHING OR ONE WHO TRIES TO OWN THE HILL!!!

My hill.