king of the hill

[Dogboy2709]

my rats are right here

*Pushes a button and a huge Cage shows up*

Oh, by the ray they're Rabid

*Throws Grayluna in the cage and the rats eat her*

MY HILL

*Sends the rabid rat cage back underground*

 

[GrayLuna]

*Bites all rats* Yuck XP

*They turn into vampire rats*
*I am now their master and order them to do whatever they want with Dogboy*
~No one has ever seen or heard of him ever since.

MY HILL!

 

[donavannj]

*Commands his hungry cats to go eat GrayLuna. They do, and then they pass flatulence to form a barrier of stink around the hill to keep others away*

"The flatulence has spoken! It says that this hill is mine!"

 

[GrayLuna]

*Tells DJrules the ice cream man is here*
*He run's to buy some ice cream*

My Hill!

 

[donavannj]

*Tells GrayLuna that it's raining money in Shanghai*
*She bolts to Shanghai with a large money bag*

"My hill!"

 

[GrayLuna]

*Gets lost and decides to go back to hill*
I didn't get money but I did get some rocks along the way.
*Throws bag full of rocks at Djrules*

MY HILL!!

 

[donavannj]

* Uses vast knowledge of Web Comics to scare GrayLuna off of the hill*

"I think this hill is mine!"

 

[GrayLuna]

Wrong its mine.

*Gives DJrules tickets to a DJ club.*
*He excepts them happily*

MY HILL!!

 

[donavannj]

*Takes free CDs from convention, burns them onto computer, then uses them to repel GrayLuna away from the hill*

"Mine! My Hill!"

 

[Azonic]

*eats dj and upchucks him all the way to alaska*

My hill =P

You know what, I don't want this hill D< someone take it.

 

[donavannj]

*Gladly takes the hill back, and receives $10000 from Azonic. The proceeds to buy a few trained attack monkeys to defend the hill and chase Azonic off*

MY HILL!

 

[GrayLuna]

*Hides all of DJrules CD's*
*He gets angry and starts looking for them*

MY HILL!

 

[donavannj]

*Hides all of DJrules CD's*
*He gets angry and starts looking for them*

MY HILL!

Ah, but I already burned them onto my computer!

Takes plastic Pokemon coin that he found on his desk, and chucks it at GrayLuna, knocking her off of the hill*

My hill!

 

[Azonic]

*takes an elephant and throws it at DJ - he dies*
*throws the corpse off a cliff preventing any hope of resurrection*

That's right, its my hill.

Yea, you heard me, its MY HILL!!!

~ Azonic

 

[GrayLuna]

*Throws Blue Whale at Azonic*
*I do the same as he did to DJrules*

Thanks for the evil idea.
MY HILL!

 

[donavannj]

*Is ressurected by a playing of PBJ Time by The Buckwheat Boyz. Proceeds to use the power of the dancing banana to throw GrayLuna off of the hill*

It's my hill now! Yee-haw!

 

[GrayLuna]

Not anymore!
*Shoots DJrules with my eliminator 4000 water gun*
*Hes all wet.*
*He leaves to dry off.*

MY HILL!!

 

[donavannj]

*Using the Turbo Dryer 4000, dries self off and uses it to send GrayLuna flying off of the hill*

My hill!

 

[GrayLuna]

*Comes back to hill.*
*Stabs DJrules with a really sharp pencil.*
*He bleeds to death.*

My HIll!
DJrules can I add you as a friend?

 

[donavannj]

*Comes back from the dead and brings an army of Deadhead's with him. Instructs them to force GrayLuna off of the hill. They succeed*

My hill.

Sure, I guess.