King of the Hill

Tyranitar makes light of you and uses rock slide, then protect so there is a MASSIVE forcefield around the hill and no one can get in xD

MY HILL
 
*Sings "If you want it you can find it on TV*

don't know what i'm talking about?

Lyrics (To the tune of the Freakin' FCC):
"You've got mega hits like 'Idol' where Sanjaya took his bow
Just a little boy from India who made us all say 'wow'
With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow

Here's the plain situation
A simple declaration
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

You've got 'Scrubs' on NBC in season seven and a half
With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff
Who reminds us that a sitcom doesn't have to make you laugh

You can try to deny it
But we can certify it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

And if you start to crave a brand new T.V. thrill
They're always brewing up some brand new primetime swill
Like the GEICO 'Cavemen'

CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean
But today they've got some shows that are remarkably obscene
Like the show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen

Oh, there aint nothing to it
You click it on and view it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

ABC has got a line-up that's refreshing and alive
With its hits like 'Desperate Housewives' just continuing to thrive
And those women look sensational for being sixty-five

No we won't oversell ya
We merely wanna tell ya
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

Now the peacock's having trouble simply staying in the race
So I hear they're bringing 'Seinfield' back to save a little face
And I hear Isaiah Washington is taking Kramers place

Oh, you may not adore it
But, boy, you can't ignore it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

Now the 'Sopranos' is a show I'd recommend
Because you never know just how it's gonna-

So to sum up the philosophy on which we're both agreed
All the garbage on the airwaves is a vital thing indeed
'Cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read

And so up with the curtain
It's absolutely certain
If you want it you can find it on T.V."


*^ Runs off the hill to watch some of the mentioned garbage on TV

MY HILL!
 
Mine cuz your charizards have attitude problems~
 
EAT FLAMETHROWER

*^ Runs off the hill in Flames*

MY HILL!!
 
OBJECTION!

I'm not a real dog, that's just my username!

*Gives Godot Blend #107 Coffee to ^*
*^ runs off the hill because Godot Blend #107 is too bitter for ^*

MY HILL!!!
 
Gets Kirby to Throw djrules5454 very very very far away.

My mound of dirt and grass!
 
Pushes Kirby off of the hill and goes tumbling down, with Jack and Jill!

My hill :D
 
OBJECTION!
this is my Hill!

*Puts ^ in a microwave for 50000000000 minutes, and sends the microwave into outer space*

MY HILL! so TAKE THAT!
 
*Drops K.rool, who is really dry bones, who is really luigi, who is really toad on your head"

Gwahahahaha!! Bring it on! The hill is mine!(and toad's of course)
 
OBJECTION!

This is my hill
Phoenix Wright's Final Smash: OBJECTION!
*Blows ^ off the hill*

*Builds a court house on the hill*
now anyone who wants this hill must sign 99999999999999999 papers!

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
 
*uses bowser to blow up the courthouse*

Take that pheonix!
 
I'd like to see your deed for this hill. No? Alright.
 
Grabs Gymnotide and pushes him into a Hypercube that Jimmy Neutron invented just for King_Lucario. Then throws Hypercube into black hole for all eternity. Then posts electric fence all around hill.

IT IS NOW KING_LUCARIO'S HILL!!!
 
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