King of the Rock

[Aquacorde]

It's rock.
It's about three feet in diameter at the top and the top is flat. It's four feet tall.

I'm standing on it and proclaiming myself King of the Rock. Who's gonna take me down and how?

(basically just figure out how to take out the person above and become king!)

 

[Purist of Black Water]

Bombards you with thomas the tank engine place mats
You fall down after a swift pummeling

KING of the ROCK!

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Attacks you with a giant mecha
You fall off of the rock

KING OF The ROCK

 

[Aquacorde]

I sneak behind you and punch you in the back of the knee, causing you to wobble your way off!

AHA, KING OF THE ROCK!

 

[Purist of Black Water]

Carpet bombing of plushies your way, leaves you kawaiified
while distracted, I take the rock

KING OF THE ROCK!

 

[Aquacorde]

I hook six t-shirt cannons together and stand between you and the sun. Momentarily losing your visual focus, you get thwack'd in the chest by two out of the six t-shirts and fall. I have taken the rock!

 

[noa]

I tell you funny jokes until you laugh so hard you fall off.

KING OF THE ROCK!

 

[Esper]

I install several large fountains whose presence constantly reminds you that you need to go to the bathroom until you can't hold out any longer and you have to run to the toilet. I take over the now empty rock.

KING OF THE ROCK!

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

I use the Unrelenting Force shout to knock you off.

KING OF THE ROCK

 

[Adam Levine]

I sell my body and create a pentagram. Now a demon comes and pushes you off the rock.

I AM ZE KING OF ZE ROCK.

 

[Esper]

I convince the United States that your rock is full of oil. They invade. In the process they spill some oil on the rock and you slip and fall off the rock.

KING OF THE FREEDOM ROCK

 

[Adam Levine]

Because I am a ghost, I retaliate by pushing you with the element of wind. (OooOooOooh)

I am the king of the rock

 

[Miah]

I thought ghosts can't touch stuff unless they possess it?... Oh, wait he used the element of wind.

GET THE VACUUM!

king of rock...?

 

[Esper]

I leave a tray of free samples temptingly close to the rock so that you think you can slip away quickly without anyone noticing. But I notice, and I take the vacant rock.

KING OF THE ROCK

 

[Thepokefansophia]

I freeze you with ice maker magic and throw you of the mountain.

KING OF THE ROCK!

 

[Esper]

I hire a sumo wrestler to push you off the rock.

KING OF THE ROCK

 

[noa]

I tickle you till you fall off the rock.

King of the rock~

 

[Esper]

I unleash an army of tiny spiders in fedoras which frighten you into fleeing the rock. I send the spiders away and take the rock.

KING OF THE ROCK