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King of the Rock

Aquacorde

♫ following where my arrow goes ♫
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    It's rock.
    It's about three feet in diameter at the top and the top is flat. It's four feet tall.

    I'm standing on it and proclaiming myself King of the Rock. Who's gonna take me down and how?

    (basically just figure out how to take out the person above and become king!)
     
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    I hook six t-shirt cannons together and stand between you and the sun. Momentarily losing your visual focus, you get thwack'd in the chest by two out of the six t-shirts and fall. I have taken the rock!
     
    I install several large fountains whose presence constantly reminds you that you need to go to the bathroom until you can't hold out any longer and you have to run to the toilet. I take over the now empty rock.

    KING OF THE ROCK!
     
    I sell my body and create a pentagram. Now a demon comes and pushes you off the rock.

    I AM ZE KING OF ZE ROCK.
     
    Because I am a ghost, I retaliate by pushing you with the element of wind. (OooOooOooh)

    I am the king of the rock
     
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