A Pixy
Cruel?
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A Let's Play by: THAT WONDERFUL PIXY GUY!
Welcome, and thank you for flying Air-Pixy. We hope you enjoy this Let's Play.
If you're reading this, congratulations, you're a wonderful person.
In case you just clicked this for the sake of clicking it and didn't read the title, congratulations, you are officially obsessive compulsive.
Either way, this will be a Let's Play of Pokémon Emerald. Since I don't have a mic, I'll just be using screenshots. n_n
Frankly, I'm not a big fan of GEN III. Then again, it's been years since I last beat Ruby, maybe the updated version will make me enjoy it?
Either way, prepare for High-Voltage Screaming Action. If you get that reference, you deserve a medal. If you didn't, here.
Actual Let's Play are here.
Episode 1: Take a Drink Every Time I Make a God Joke
Spoiler:
Such a jump in graphical quality. I just wish the original GBA had a backlight so you could see the graphics.
Where am I? Who are you? Why are you here? What's going on?
This just in, the protagonists of the Pokémon games are all aliens.
Everyone in the armpit of a town I live in.
Can I eat it?
Some people collect them, some people want to use them to take over the world, some people wanted to sell them, they generally get passed around like currency.
A professor doing research? Are you sure you aren't M. Night Shyamalan because that's SOME KIND of plot twist.
I'll give you 3 guesses.
Punches in name.
Disregard originality, acquire actual name.
You can put that Lotad away now.
Now I understand, he's god and he wants me to pick my gender and name and stuff.
NOW THAT I HAVE SAID IT, IT IS NOW CANON.
Can I at least get a brochure?
See, he can even tell the future.
GOD.
Friends? I can't even talk. I guess that's the price for meeting with god.
It's funny because he won't be there.
And now I'm in a truck.
And now I'm leaving the truck.
How this truck got here is anyone's guess. It's not like there are roads anywhere but major cities.
She made me, didn't she?
See, god knew.
I miss Johto already.
Of course I didn't get my own room. Dad's Pokémon NEED THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP.
Walks inside.
Way bigger than how it looks on the outside.
At least with robots you can turn them off. What happens if Pokémon start revolting? Now I see why N doesn't like this.
What? I don't live in the wine cellar anymore? Awesome.
Him getting me a clock almost makes up for him never being around.
God, those Vigoroth look terrifying.
Heads upstairs.
Another thing, how the hell did they beat me inside and already have enough time to set up my GC? Vigoroth can't learn Extreme Speed.
Well, better set the in-game clock.
Sets clock.
Mom barges in.
Well, I can't watch the rats fight that one tarantula anymore, but besides that it's a pretty large step up. You even splurged and got me a first generation Macintosh Personal Computer.
Not that you did anything.
I'm never coming back here.
What are you? An infomercial for things I can't have?
That computer isn't worth the plastic its casing is made of.
Walks downstairs.
What do you want from my life?
A gym leader in a news story relating to HIS GYM? No.
You suck. A lot. Just saying.
Seriously, I'm shocked I haven't ringed your neck by now.
I don't even want Latios or Latias if it means coming back here.
I wonder if his friend is god...
My dad is friends with the all-knowing invader of dreams!
Yeah, I need him to make sure he tells me what came first, the Torchic or the egg?
Goes to Lord Birch's house.
A mere mortal is married to god?
Truly this woman will soon ascend to god-hood.
...
SHE READ MY MIND.
GOD.
How long as she been the same age as me?
She must have known it was me, being the child of two gods and all.
Since your god, she's definitely upstairs now. Well, better completely forget about finding god himself and distract myself with his offspring.
Goes upstairs.
Oh no, she'll want a sacrificial offering. D:
Just read my mind.
Maybe one day I'll have the power to read peoples' minds.
Could you tell me how the truck got here? I have no clue how.
Glad to meet you too MAY.
Not much of a dream.
He does know everyone. Being omni-sentient.
Has she noticed I'm not much of a talker?
Someone has social problems.
And then it got creepy.
Your dad could have died because of you, just saying.
Somehow, I beat her there.
Goes to help Divine Savior Birch.
Hey look, a small person.
They're pretty hard to miss. What with the GBA's terrible sound chip.
You could always just run.
Quite easily. It's not like I don't have any Pokémon.
SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE.
Leaps into action.
Oh noes, Super-Birch is being attacked by a giant raccoon.
Now, he could easily smite this raccoon, but, I'm sure he wants to test me.
Okay.
Now, to let you people decide my starter Pokémon. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. Whoever is closest gets to choose the species, they will not have a nickname.
Episode 2: Would You Like a Tutorial? Yes or Yes?
Episode 3: It'll be a Miracle if I Can Even Get This Far
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