Let's Play: Pokemon Ruby Destiny: Rescue Rangers!

[mattman324]

Ah. Who knew when CountBlanc did that ANCIENT Leafgreen LP all that time ago he'd start a landslide? Good to see another one of these.

(BTW, to those of you who don't know, CountBlanc did an LP for Leafgreen back at Something Aweful. Then Redchocobo saw it and started his three LPs. Then Zorak helped by creating an LP of Quartz. Then FredMSonlicker did MD1. Something Aweful banned Pokemon LPs after this [Although they are allowing Lorak's Colosseum LP right now], but recently, Youaman saw Zorak's LP, so now Pokecommunity is stuck in a craze.)

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

Yeah, I know... I also read those Let's Plays, and I've wanted to do something like that.

Update was supposed to come now, but I accidentally deleted all progress, and I'm too lazy to rewrite over fifty comments, plus another fifty right now. Update maybe tonight, or tomorrow.

 

[chrunch]

Another LP!
Ever since Yoaman's, everyone's doing one.
This looks good, though!:)

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

Welcome back, dear viewers. Prepare yourself, for Part 1 of Sinister Woods...

Spoiler:

I don't know. I just asked that! We're Lost!

No duh, moron! God... am I really this stupid?

I don't know! Look around, don't just ask questions to yourself! People'll think you're schizoprenic!

Granted, you are, but whatever.

Noooo... You think!?

AAAaaargh! I'm in the head of a moron! I'm not going to associate myself with him, even if I am a part of him!

Hey, there's someone out there. If we move quick enough, we might be able to steal the food.

Don't just stand there, mouth wide open! Prepare to kill some people, and take their stuff!

You know, like any rational person!

I'm yelling at the top of my lungs, and you're saying it's the wind!? I oughta fire the person who wrote this script!

Or maybe the LP author.

We don't need him.

Get ready, they're coming!

Huh? What the hell is that thing? And why does the text box say Torchic?

I'm not paid enough for this job.

Oh great, another one. This one is probably a moron. Urgh, I doubt they have anything valuable, so let's just ditch them.

Noooo... I'm just a figment of your imagination!

No, that's a lie, I'm a figment of Indigo's imagination, though.

Maybe, even if you are, it's not any less weird for the two of us.

... Torchic and Chikorita are pokemon, no? Then THEY ARE POKEMON!

But it isn't, and you know it.

You just said it should be a dream! Not that it was!

I was right. She's a retard. T.T DO I LOOK LIKE A CATERPILLAR TO YOU!?

Wrong again, dumbass!

No he isn't!

Too close!

The fact that you came up this close, and you still call me something I'm not, just proves how much of an idiot you are.

I just thought they were furries, really.

Furries with the most detailed costumes.

Girl, I'm surprised you can breathe without help, let's not even go to talking, because I'm pretty sure I'll die if the shock ever catches up.

Well, you're a retard, so I'm surprised. The other one seems to be more intelligent then you, so I'm not surprised that he can talk.

I'm probably still in my room, I must be baked out of my mind to be seeing this.

Lies...

You tell her, wimpy me!

Come on, take the costume off! The zipper is on the back, remember?

... wait, where's the zipper?

No way! Those two were right!? That... plant thing was right, and I was wrong!?

... I fail at life. I just hope that something doesn't go horribly wrong anytime soon.

I doubt they know, Indigo.

Remember, people, that's coming from the crack baby of Barney and a marijuana plant.

Okay, if you insist. I am Indigo Kurosaki! Substitute Soul Reaper!

Wait... wrong series? Umm... okay...

I am Indigo Uzumaki, and I want to be the Eighth Hokage!

... Again? Umm...

I am Indigo Ketchum, and me along with Pikachu will become the world's first Pokemon Master!

... Wrong again? Oh, just screw it.

I guess that's the best way I'm going to say it.

You know names? Wow, you must have been trained for months to remember your names! And you got mine? Well, I know it's a color, so maybe that's why!

Don't worry, I won't make those jokes forever. Only for the first act... maybe.

Apparently you didn't before.

To the clock store!

Yes, finally! Go away, I never want to see you two again!

I'm not surprised, given your mental capabilities so far.

Now I can read thoughts, and Torchic agrees with me! I like him!

NOOOOOOO! Don't say yes! I don't want to hang out with these losers!

No...

You can't be thinking about it...

Think again, Indigo!

Say no to peer pressure!

... That's no good.

Why? Why these people!? Torchic's okay, but is it worth it!?

Aww, cra- wait... what does that say? 'Go-Getters'? Who the HELL came up with that horrible name! Even I could do better then that!

Even a name like Team Hugs is better then that.

Do you even know what it looks like?

I do, but do you?

Yeah! Fight the power!

I guess...

Teleport?

I think I broke my ass, and I'm not going back there again.

We're fused together! HEEEEEELP!

Thanks, Pidgey. I need EXP, though, so I'm going to have to kill you.

Wow, you are a tough bird.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundun!

You want some too?

...

...

RUN AWAY!

Mmmm, Sitrus-y.

What just happened? Did something attack me?

Treeeeeaaaasure... I want gold!

... That's not gold. And now I'm stuck here.

My nose is just attracted to treasure, heh.

How did I get here?

Ooooh, looks pretty. Imma smash it!

Whoa! That plant is god! RUUUUUN!

O.O You know what a Caterpie is after all!

Run! The world is ending!

I really like you, Torchic.

Huh? You didn't notice us walk up behind you?

You look like you're doing just fine to me.

We are... right?

Urgh, the peppyness is too great for me.

Why the hell are you asking me?

I didn't even say anything, stupid bimbo!

Beggars can't be choosers, though if I saw that Chikorita was coming to save me, I'd drown myself before she could kill me any other way.

Caterpie: Thanks.

Kid, don't thank us. Just give us all the money you have.

What? I was just kidding!

Oh... who the heck are you!? Stupid dog!

You make me look bad.

... He's going to kidnap the kid, ain't he?

... I knew it.

THEN ATTACK HIM!

What is it with teleporting these days?

We could have, if Chikorita would just tackle the damn dog! You guys are morons!

Yeah! I'm the supreme jackass, not that random wannabe!

Did we teleport again?

 

[miksy91]

"You know what a Caterpie is after all"

I bet chikorita just got lucky this time ;)

 

[destinedjagold]

I lol'ed xD
I like your comments about the game xD

keep it up, i guess?

 

[NatureKeeper]

So funny...

But you could have picked no in the Rescue Team Oart with Caterpie.. :|

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Wow, your funny. I like your let's play so far.

Jagold, stop making fun of Indigo. You're just as crazy!

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

But you could have picked no in the Rescue Team Oart with Caterpie.. :|

Ah, but here's the thing. I just wanted Chikorita to respond as if he hadn't said anything.

Here's the update. Expect quick updates over Spring Break, but then updates to slow as I enter hell. (4th quarter).

Also, I kind of freaked out when you posted here, Destinedjagold. Glad you took it well, man, since not all ROM Hackers would take focusing on a flaw of the character to be about half their jokes too well.

Spoiler:

Oh no, it's God again... let's sneak past it!

Phew, made it. Hm? I smell something.

Yeah, this is going on ebay! ^^

How oddly... symmetrical. Did people plant these trees? I mean it, formations out in the wild like this are quite rare.

I should know, I live in a desert.

It's that wannabe again! I'll get you for what you did, teleporting freak!

Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

... I have to hear this.

... Pffffft... hahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA! That... that is the dumbest goal for an evil team ever! You could say Galactic's plans were over the top, but these guys are just plain stupid!

Because he's a pedophile.

Raped him?

Yeah, 'rescued' him. Please, that's one of the oldest tricks in the book.

No, no... please! I'd rather take their stupidity over the stupidity of the one next to me. She'll make me suffer even worse.

Okay, seriously. I don't even know who's talking. So I guess Caterpie is saying this.

... If you want to be a great rescue team, then GO OUT AND RESCUE SOME POKEMON! What about that is so hard for you to understand!? You don't need these plans, and I doubt Caterpie cares who rescues him, as long as he gets home!

... Team Meanies? ...

That's your name...

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Wahahahahahahaha!!! That has to be the dumbest evil team name I ever heard! Hahahaha! Say what you will about those generic teams, like Team Skull, or the Legion of Doom, but Team Meanies?

You sound like you're kindergarten bullies who decided to name themselves after something! I mean seriously! Ahahahaha!

What part of... 'They're plans are stupid, and that they're actually doing their job' don't you understand, Chikorita!?

Common sense! Fiiiiiiiinally!

Let's go, Indigo's Crusaders!

Why does this always happen to me? T.T

Let's go! Don't mess this up, it's one level weaker then you!

Why did you nuzzle the electric dog, you dense moron!?

Serves you right!

... Wait... Manectric was actually pwned by a paralyzed, high moron?

:laugh:

Awesome, but it doesn't mean you're any smarter.

So Absol's coming out, eh? Well, I suppose Indigo should take him on.

But Torchic was more vocal about it. This fight'll be boring.

:shocked: ... That was not expected. (The next move knocked him out)

Heh, me versus a pokemon quite possibly as dumb as Chikorita.

This'll be cake...

... You suck.

Ha! One turn recovery!

Nooooo! My T-shock!

I'm losing... to a moron?

He's actually pretty tough... for a moron.

... Never mind. This fight is mine. c\ /D
LJ

The final blow! You lose! And the sad thing is, none of us are seriously hurt. You suck as villains.

THUNDERSHOCK!

^^

Damn straight I did!

Ichigo, no! You have a fanboy. T.T

Sorry, but you three just suck! At least the actual evil rescue team is a decent challenge!

... Did I just spoil something? >:)

Why? You're no threat to me.

Did you just call me a meany? Listen, purple-pants. That's a taunt that Grade Schoolers use. You're basically a grade schooler. Year 1/Kindergarten.

I think that's the conversion.

Something tells me you're about to do something stupid.

(Distance)

(Falls down a cliff)

Team Meanies: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Difficult? Difficult? That was a joke! I didn't have to heal once! Chikorita did, but she's not the brightest bulb, if you catch my drift. If you call this hard, then will the next mission be impossible!?

You sir, are a wimp.

... You're catching the stupids.

OWWWWW! Too much optimism! Oww! Get it away from me!

Th-thank you. How you never caught the stupids, I will not ever know, but I will thank Arceus that you didn't catch them.

Something stupid, probably. Speaking of stupid, does anyone else see the cliff where Team Meanies ran towards?

I know, but seriously, no one else sees that? They could be dying. I want to watch! Ichigo, turn them towards that cliff so we can watch them suffer.

... Chikorita probably named the town. No. It's too stupid and stereotypical even for her.

Although it sounds like something I'd name something, if I were high.

Yeah, where is it?

Why are you two staring at me like I'm an idiot?

At least Chikorita doesn't notice.

Fine, I'll follow you. Got nothing better to do, except. Eherm.

Ski on some random mountain.
Catch a Dialga in a poke ball on my Pokemon Platinum.
Pwn twelve n00bs in Pokemon Battle Revolution.
Get a present so Rose doesn't tear my eyes out again.
Find Jagold and rub my foresight in his face.
Kill my mother for cloning me.
And to burn Twilight, just because it gave me a brain tumor. I'm going to die in six months. D:

So I have a lot to do.

SHUT UP!

Wah! Teleportation! Get it off of me!

It looks like a sundial. We don't need to do anything with it. Let's go.

Why is there a God Plant here? And why is their building shaped like a Pikachu head? It's creepy.

No duh, I saw that. And I told you that. It seems like someone needs to listen to his subconscious more.

Okay, let's go.

Oh Arceus, no. Not her.

It's not morning. It's Eight at night.

No duh.

Guess what? I don't care!

Don't show interest!

She'll never leave us alone!

No.

... What is this, and why should I give a damn?

No, no... be meaner about it! *Sigh* You're a wimp, Indigo.

Did... did you just stereotype me? That's just offensive, you mean, racist... specist? *****. I should just attack you right now. No, I should kill you! What does being a pikachu have to do with anything!? So are all chikorita as dumb as you!?

... I envy you, since you're always happy all of the time. No matter what I say.

Umm... you might not want to say that in front of her. Not only is she stupid, but she stereotypes us Pikachu, insulting us. Who knows what'll happen if she knows we're not even pokemon.

Something obviously too complicated for your brain to handle.

Hmm, let me think. If I'm not a pokemon, then I must be a ... Human! They exist here, too!

Just tell them, you wimp!

Finally, another voice of reason!

You also discriminated against us.

********! You are lying to Torchic! You discriminated against me, and your idiocy is just overpowering anyway! Tell the full story!

Preach the gospel! Despite the fact that it isn't religion, and that I'm atheistic.

Hi.

Okay, have fun. I'm just going to look around, since I need to know a layout of this place if I am to live here for the rest of the forseeable future.

... I'm not rude all of the time, you know. Just most of the time.

I'm not saying anything. Go have fun with that. I'll stay behind and check out the town.

... I have a feeling outer Indigo is going to complain.

... Never mind. As soon as they leave, I'm just going to go for a niiiiice long nap.

I'm not stopping you.

Take the opportunity to sleep in for once, Indigo!

... No I didn't.

Sight-seeing... maybe. Rest? Definitely. I want to sleep for once! None of this fifteen seconds crap. Give me three or four hours!

I would take that with pride, but since it's coming from you...

Even Indigo caught on.

Mmhmm... just leave me out of it.

Time to sleep.