Let's Shatter and Scatter Dreams !!

[Jolteon]

You'd then have no intelligence at all. XD
I wish I got a new dog. xD

 

[Katsu-Bang]

The dog bites a kid in the face and is taken away, sorry

I wish I could go to an Evanescence concert

 

[Jolteon]

But then Amy Lee doesn't appear at the concert and it's called off.
I wish I was one of the first people to get a working English version of Pokemon D/P. XD

 

[Katsu-Bang]

So you get working, mess up one little thing, and your evil boss fires you.

I wish that I had more manga

 

[J]

But then I took over the world and banned manga. \o/

I wish I had a life. XD

 

[Auron]

Here you go, but your blood type doesn't fit with the life, so you lose it. How a pity.

I wish I have Wario Ware Touched! xD

 

[Villianous Villager]

But when you try to play it, your DS and the game explode in your face...

I wich i had an Alakazam, a Machoke and a Lucario that where invincible and couldn´t explode or something like that and i was invincible too...

 

[Rune]

There you go, everything you wish for is there and invincibility everything...
but an Earthquake will open a hole below your house and trapped you and the other three in the center of the Earth forever. (the others that also trapped died because they're not invincible)

 

[Auron]

You forgot your dream.

Here you go, but they suffer eternal confusion. They beat each other.

I wish I have a girlfriend.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

fine, your a-wish is a-granted. BUT... your girlfriend is a super-human-like-fly-thing thats throws up in your mouth everytime you kiss... 0_o

I wish I had mario party 7....

 

[J]

You get it, but the party is WAY over. (Mario got drunk and fell asleep. :x)

I wish I had a better sig.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

But it's not suited to you.

I wish I had a wish granting fairy.

 

[Villianous Villager]

You´ve got her, but she´s always drunk and when you wish for something everything goes wrong (EX: I wish i had a million dollars, but she destroys your house...)

I wish i had a WII TT_TT

 

[J]

Yeah, but so do I, so you can't have one if I don't.

I wish I was rich.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Granted, but due to a stock market crash you lose all your money.

I wish I could be with her...

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Wish gran-ted. BUT "Her" Is actually an evil clone that studders sentences and explodes even if you THINK to dump "Her".

I wish I had Luigi's Mansion...

 

[Aegis]

You do. But the mansion was demolished to you don't.

I wish I didn't have braces

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Granted. Your teeth will grow to be unstraight and horrible.

I wish I had a time space machine.

 

[Aegis]

Granted. But every time you use it it only takes you back one second in time.

I wish it would rain tomorrow

 

[Sanky]

It is a rainstorm and it will destroy the earth.

I wish that I have my torrent downloaded =P