Let's Shatter and Scatter Dreams !!

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Okay, but instead it downloaded a virus, so now your computer is dead =o

I wish I could go to Germany
 
Ok, you're in Germany, but evil Ninja-Zombie-Vampire-terrorists from outer space have bombed all the airports in the country, so you're stuck. :(

I wish my sig was more clear.
 
This one never dies...

It's so clear it shows through your monitor; stalkers see you, and abduct you, detonating the street with nuclear weapons to kill any witnesses. D;

I wish I was the supreme, undefeatable dictator of the universe.
 
You arrive in Hyrule, but the evil Ninja-Zombie-Vampire-terrorists from outer space from before arrive on Hyrule and destroys all their airports too.

I wish....I had POWER. INFINITE POWAH.
 
Granted. But only for two minutes. And no using your power to make it permanent.

I wish I had the triforce of courage...
 
Granted, but by wishing for something I don't know about makes Pokemon become jammed into your head as the only thing you say.

I wish more people would join mah forum.
 
Wish granted! It's too bad that your new members are really malicious spammers who eventually irritated you to banning them and cleaning up after their awful mess. D;

I wish it was summer. S:
 
Granted, But you were going to win lotto in Winter, well..now you wont 'cause it's over already.

I wish my pet bridie was actually tame.
 
Oooh your wish has been granted... too bad you typoed "birdie" and instead ended up with a pet bride who's unwilling to be tamed by anything. Oh woe.

I wish it was snowing right now.
 
Granted but then the snow will freeze up your house, which will leave you dead.

I wish I had more people on my contact list that actually were popular or a trace of at least.
 
Sure thing, but it's too bad that popularity can drive people into a fit of insanity, which would then cause them to block everyone on their lists. Poor you.

I wish I had something to wish for.
 
Granted, But then you'll always be wishing and never recieving.

I wish I would get off the computer and watch TV.
 
Granted, But then something will turn all females into males, so your a male too.

I wish I wasn't lazeh.
 
Granted, but then everything in your life would be slightly off by a second.

I wish everyone else was on invisible like me.
 
But too many people on invisible mode would cause the feature to malfunction, wow...everyones' names are invisible, how'd that happen?

I wish I had a pink username. -shudders-
 
Granted but then everything green would think you abandoned it, and then, you will get slimey.

I wish my hair didn't fall out as often as it does.
 
Granted. But then that'd cause all of it to fall out and leave you bald. But hey, bald is beautiful, no more knots and shampooing for you, honey.

I wish it was Saturday everyday.
 
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