Liar Liar

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Thinks "Twinkies" are "a girl's best friend..." (& "Twinkies" are clutch bags) I'm a lady....

Oh, and he wanted me to announce, "Attention "muggles..." please make sure your "basilisk" is well-trained before unleashing it into the lady's "Chamber Of Secrets..." You don't want it to get lost or stuck in there...That is all..." ;D

As for the "Forbidden Forest," "parceltongue," snake language, is allowed...because "Voldemort" left the specific area with the wand in tact.

I know what you're thinking, "what is she on about?" (This just in, I was told I'm "no lady," and "like a guy," I "show no emotion." People clearly don't know the difference between men and women.) *eyeroll*
 
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I kind of isolated myself for approximately, 3 yrs after me & my ex broke up. My friends didn't say the right thing to help me get over my ex. They reminded me of him, on f/book. Mom was telling me to "get over it." Relatives disliked him. No one cared that I nearly died when dating him. It was a monogamous relationship, but he saw other girls. He checked out his brother's girl in pajamas with me right there next to him. (He called two girls, "gorgeous" & not me. He told me I "need to exercise," (on Thanksgiving,) and wash my face, (broken out, it was after he called another girl, with make-up, "gorgeous" in front of me, after looking at us both to compare,) leaves me at his house at 7pm. He had phone s.x. with his "best friend," who was on a date with Vicky, with my ex at work.) Watching realistic horror movies, and in his car, I didn't feel safe with him. He yelled when I covered my eyes at it. My gr-ma made it worse, & won't let me talk about him to her. (I heard "our song" in a store, that brought me to tears.) I only told a few, and was quiet in class, trying not to cry in 2nd sem. of coll. It eventually escalated to 3 yrs of being silent, with bottled rage towards a spiteful ex who wanted to test me, to see my temper...I'd probably yell at anyone who's on his side, not mine... How could you agree with a horrible human being, mean to sweet loving dogs & women?

^Thinks my ex-boyfriend did everything (listed above) right, & I deserved this seemingly endless torture.
 
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^ Was actually disqualified at the latest, annual "Fatest Snorlax Competition" for using pillows to increase his apparent size.
 
Thinks my ex is a saint & hates me!
/I've had a low-self esteem, but I don't think guys like insecure girls like me for instance, imo, because why would my ex dump me after nearly three months of seeing me almost everyday & me not puttin' out,..erm... chocolate... I'm the worst ex ever... exagg. Sorry I wrote 'bout him on only two forums... people acted like they ignored me & no one accepts real me....imo. abbrev. because I used the Wii for this. I don' "h8 cats," just two, didn't like golf & WWF in 4th, [only because I didn't know] not that into Pokemon, [WWE's cool] grlz @ my school, tramps imo... [one girl called another that...] Hsm2's ok... I actually wanted to smoke & dr ink, [can't] & was jealous of who did, & got leads like I wanted, who could flirt & actually had dates. I always wanted to sing, but they only taught me the girl part to Disney movie songs. [I can do "Part of Your world," & "Once upon a dream," [I was told I sounded like Ariel w/ 1st] but not "Do You Believe In Magic," & "My <3 Will Go On." /nasal 1st, talk-sing for the 2nd one/ I wanted to ice skate, act on Broadway, & go on a pogo stick, & kiss a crush, but couldn't. I wanted to learn French instead of Spanish.., In case anything happened to US, I'd go to Canada instead of Mexico...since no one likes my hair, [how I feel] I was gonna dye it black. [Wanted blond highlights in 6th, got perm & purple highlights in 7th] I love the tent I got, [got rid o' b/c vomited when I had a liver disease...I'm ok now.] & beat Bop It 2 extreme.., I was on "Double Dare" when I was 7, in 1997 on "Nickelodeon," when I got "Cinderella" dress, & "Crash Bandicoot's" autograph + "Ariel's" & "Betty Boop" doll. I also went on "Jaws" ride..,& "King Kong." I sat in the "Flintstone" car...I remember the smell of an elder lady's B.O. I saw the "Pocahontas'" tree at "Rainforest cafe..." and had "Hercules" yogurt, & "Cinderella" teaset... I used 2 have "Spice Girls" t-shirt & lollipops and saw the movie. I saw "Titanic" in kindergarten....just the science part...My mom and I saw whole thing after gr-ma gave us the movie. I saw "Grease" when I was 3 & hid under the coffee table, same day uncle asked me who was on my shirt over & over. Duh, "Barney"-the purple dinosaur, I dressed like it for Halloween, age five, at school "parade," you have glasses to see...everyone knows what I know, because, gr-ma calls 5 people & tells them all I was at her house, & complained when I sat, doing nothing, when she invited me. I cleaned her windows, did dishes, and toy house, like she said to do, watched "Lion King," her "favorite..." [I preferred "Matilda" or "Annie the Musical"] & gave her a flower. Gr-ma wanted to adopt me. I was "Wilma," (nickname) & she was "Betty..."(her nickname) I thought (as in used to think) my gr-ma told everyone 'bout my life so I couldn't... "Lion King's" boring...I prefer "Snow White," "Sleeping Beauty," or "The Little Mermaid" any day, because of the cute prince at that age. It was a secret not even my password journal knew. Journals were for crushes only, not friends... If I'm wrong, correct me, but I didn't complain about what wasn't recent til I stopped showing stuff bothered me.../
 
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^Drew over 1000 sketches of Seiga Kaku
 
^Has a kajillion dollars.
 
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