Make a pun out of the above posters username (do not censor bypass, please)

[Aizuke]

Kev was missing his XY chromosomes.

 

[Swift!]

Ouch, that was mean...

Waaay too close for comfort!

 

[Spinor]

AdvancedK9's advanced canine's advanced on a pack of wild canine.

Too much? Did I over do it...

XD. That was funny.

If Kev + X = Y, does that mean X x 0 = Kev - Y?

 

[ruby]

Dash advanced on his canine, causing it to dash away from him.

Hahaha.

 

[Spinor]

That was mean. :(

GRANDMA JOSEPHINE! I JUST WON A GOLDEN TICKET :D!

Lol. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory :D.

 

[GFA]

Advanced K9 is in Advanced Canine mathematics

 

[ruby]

So long! Farewell! auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye! ♪

Great film, and great songs!; Amen to that.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Joe! Sephine is sick! With malaria! From a...poisoned pie!

 

[Seadiga]

Hmmmmm

The Caterpies are doing Ninga training again

 

[Barney.]

A Lugia for you my Queen, or did you order 2?

 

[moon]

Why don't you just go to... Blaze-ville?!

-.-

This thread is a little bit too much for me, methinks ^^'

 

[Seadiga]

Have you heard The Fable of the Lion and the Mouse?

 

[Yrie]

Lugia told the Queen to ride upon his back as he flew at 2:00 PM towards the horizon.

 

[Seadiga]

Sir.Twenty Six miniutes to landing

 

[Spinor]

Oh noez! me Feraligatr's gonna datez0rd t3h Lugia Queen 2nite! ZOMG!

─Some noob on the internet

 

[Seadiga]

Sir-the Advanced K9's-there going to destroy everything!

 

[Dukey]

I now pronounce the - the Queen of Lugia's.

 

[Rinnosuke]

Sir we land in twenty-two minutes

 

[Dukey]

Agh! the Shadow Thunder Lord!! He's taking over the city sir!

 

[Karasuma]

Make sure to finish your food in twenty-two seconds~.