Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[TheFattestSnorlax]

WHERE DID THIS FUN GAME GO?

As a result of wondering about this, I have decided to bring it back. The first poster makes a wish, then the poster below will corrupt his/her wish, and make a wish of their own. The rules of this game are not to do or make naughty things, following the rules of PC, and that when the creator (Me) makes a wish, you don't corrupt it but you make it better (okay not really, just joking).

The poster below will make the wish first.

 

[Naturalles]

I wish Magikarp is the god.

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted, but when everyone realizes it can only splash they throw him at trash.

Wish the bully of my cousin of my brother of the cousin of my father would receive the letter i send.

 

[Somniac]

Granted, but when everyone realizes it can only splash they throw him at trash.

Wish the bully of my cousin of my brother of the cousin of my father would receive the letter i send.

Granted, he receives the letter but he can't read!

I wish I had something to eat which isn't cereal.

 

[FiersomeLucia]

Your wish is granted! "Puts the food on the floor" No container, huh?

I wish for my life to restart.

 

[Rosehip]

Granted, but you're gonna have to wait some time for that to be possible...

I wish for world peace.

 

[Netto Azure]

Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2]

Basic Example for the game:

User 1: I wish I was rich
User 2: Granted but then you become upset with money and crash the world economy.

You can either grant the wish or deny it.

Let's start shall we?

"I wish for some cake"

 

[gimmepie]

Granted - The cake tastes like bakes beans and you will feel compelled to eat the whole thing in your first sitting.

I wish I had a pet llama.

 

[Honest]

Granted, then it spits all over you face. Cause I'm sure they do that.

Wish to see Iron Man 3 today! =D

 

[gimmepie]

Granted - you get ejected from the movie by an usher right before the climax.

I wish to be able to access the internet with my mind (cause why not).

 

[Honest]

Granted, but then a bunch of Joltiks cause your brain to crash. (hehe)

Wish for a 3DS asap.

 

[Treecko]

Granted but the 3DS is just a fake plastic model one.

I wish I could sleep all day.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but it's so bright out there.

I wish that you realized that this type of thread I still have up

https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=300074

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but there are still evil people out there.

I wish that something great happens for me today.

 

[Pepster98]

Granted. but he does not care.

I wish for a Ps4 development kit...

 

[Pepster98]

Granted. but something terrible happens to you tomorrow

I wish for a vacation.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but the technology was too much for you to comprehend

I wish there was more time in the day to do most the things I want

 

[gimmepie]

Granted - there's more time in the day but you are still unable to do all the things you wanted to use the time for.

I wish I won the lottery.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Hehe - It's back to normal! Granted, but it was only for $10,000.

I wish to be the prime minister someday.

 

[gimmepie]

Granted - You cause your country to fall into a severe economic depression resulting in hatred for you en mass.

I wish to be unrealistically attractive to the opposite sex, despite my own appearance not changing.