Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Marcoman]

Granted, but now you can't speak or write any letter of the english alphabet.

I wish I was 9 again.

 

[SinfulGuroRose]

Granted, but now you're 9 for the rest of your life.

I wish I could feel my face right now. 8C (Dentist.)

 

[Marcoman]

Granted, but your face will be extremely sensitive for the rest of your life.

I wish Red and Blue were still popular

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted but you don't want it to be

I wish for a bear

 

[Adam Levine]

I wish for a chocolate muffin snake that is absolutely ad-free eating a fish with a sock in a bag made of turtleskin!

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted, it was a dream

I wish for a better bottle of water

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but the bottle is not eco-friendly.
I wish for a starfish!

 

[Marcoman]

Granted, but it isn't starmie or Patrick.

I wish I was back in the nineties.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but it was war.
I wish it wasn't raining AGAIN.

 

[umbryan]

Granted, but it was war.
I wish it wasn't raining AGAIN.

Granted, but now it will rain everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a boyfriend (this is such an easy one lol)

 

[«Chuckles»]

Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2]

Granted he is ugly and is cheating on you plus you can never dump him he can only dump you but he chooses not to

I wish for a bottle of water

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, the water's dirty.
I wish I had a genie!

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, but someone drops the lamp
I wish my best friend was a potato

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, he has a country accent and he doesn't know what a TV is.
I wish I wasn't ninja'd.

 

[umbryan]

Granted, but someone drops the lamp
I wish my best friend was a potato

Granted, but now you have to eat him.
(What the heck is ninja'd?)(damn he beat me to it, disregard my post lol)

I wish I was 21

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted u die
I wish I murdered a person in high authority

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, the next person in line wants to execute you.
I wish video games were easier.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted, your skill level drops with games getting easier, meaning no change happens
I wish to murder you

 

[umbryan]

Granted, your skill level drops with games getting easier, meaning no change happens
I wish to murder you

Granted, but I come back and haunt you forever until you eventually kill yourself.

I wish that everyone in the world had economic stability.

 

[SinfulGuroRose]

Granted, but then the political stability spirals out of controls and sends the entire world into war.

I wish I could take an art class.