Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Fernando Torres]

Granted, but you become blind.

I wish I was Cristiano Ronaldo. :3

 

[umbryan]

Granted, but you become blind.

I wish I was Cristiano Ronaldo. :3

Granted, but you can only date and have relationships with men.

I wish Chic-Fil-A would close.

 

[Fernando Torres]

Granted, but they haunt your soul.

I with I was good at FIFA.

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, but its FIFA.
I wish the Portal games were more popular

 

[Fernando Torres]

Granted, but a sequel comes out and ruins the franchise.

I wish I was Neymar

 

[TY]

Granted, but you break your leg and cant play for the rest of your life

i wish for some french fries

 

[Fernando Torres]

Granted, but you break you jaw and can't eat for the rest of your life :P

I wish for a pony.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it's dead and you succumb to its stench.

I wish animals didn't eat people.

 

[Fernando Torres]

Granted, but now people can't eat animals

I wish I was Neymar <3

 

[Shizzable]

Grated. but you get injured on the field and never walk again.

I wish Summer would restart.

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, but the winter repeats in the southern hemisphere
I wish I had a full wifi signal

 

[Ren2489]

Granted but it lasts for 5 seconds.

I wish I had a black Unicorn..

 

[Brolijah]

Granted, but the gov't takes it away for testing.
I wish for the planet's self-destruct button.

 

[destinedjagold]

Granted, but it's not working. =/

I wish the next poster will be the first post of page 20 of this thread.
...kwekwekwe.

 

[Brolijah]

Granted, but I make no promises.
I wish the 3DS had a skype app

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, but its so good that no one buys games anymore
I wish for a million wishes

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted you forget the secret code to them.

I wish for this thread closed down

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Denied; I don't know why you would wish that.

I wish to know everything about the Fairy type.

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, you realise they're only good against dragons
I wish the fairy type was called light type

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted, they're replaced by something much worse and far more annoying.

I wish I could get revenge on someone I dislike.