Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Adam Levine]

Granted but they get the message later.
I wish everything in real life was in Minecraft!

 

[diab_low]

Granted but Minecraft enters a legal feud which forces it to shut down all servers.

I wish I had more room on my Ipad

 

[tnfsf11]

Denied, you'll fill it with **** videos if you had! (that was a joke as well)

I wish I could fly!

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted but then you get shot down mistaken for a magical flying pony from asdfmovie.
I wish weekends were longer.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, that would ruin the balance of other days.

I wish that more people supported whistleblowers facing extradition.

 

[diab_low]

Denied unfortunately the world is full of people who have no interest in the justice system

I wish I was an actor in a movie

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted but you only get a cameo.
I wish people will stop asking me about my...ci__u_s_ci_n.

 

[tnfsf11]

Your WHAT?
Denied anyways :P

I wish I could develop compound eyes but in a way that the lenses become part of the iris so that it's unnoticed by people ^_^

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, you get mistaken for a bug though.
I wish I knew what AnonygooseD's birthday is!

 

[Trev]

Granted; you know what it is, but forget it and fail to give him a decent gift.

I wish I never had to do chores again.

 

[Adam Levine]

Denied, not even I have the power of your mother!
I wish Harlem Shake was cooler.

 

[tnfsf11]

Denied, Harlem Shake sucks **** if you ask me :P

I wish I knew where to post next.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, it's your school/work bulletin board.

 

[diab_low]

No wish ok then

I wish NSW Blues win State of Origin game 3

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted but they cheated.
I wish my 2 cats were at the same age!

 

[Trev]

Granted; they die at the same time a year later.

I wish I could eat anything and maintain a consistent weight.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but then you always get hungry.
I wish I would stop laughing at this picture:

Spoiler:

 

[tnfsf11]

Granted, but you never laugh at anything else & die from depression :(

I wish Nintendo made a 3rd game called Pokemon Z.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted but it has terrible graphics.
I wish I can make more texture packs.

 

[jov0006]

Granted but they also have terrible graphics.

I wish there was a variation of Russian Roulette where people have to carry a table while marathon-runners participate in the game and if you trip you lose or if you die you lose of if you forget to vomit all-over other contestants you lise. Oh and it should be an olympic sport.