Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now you are in the Silver League and you must pay a whopper of money to advance.

I wish League had Lucian for free.

 

[TY]

Granted, but they nerf him so he gets useless

I wish Protoss gets more buffs

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now we can't see them.

I wish we could go back in time.

 

[xseed]

granted but we accidently change something in the past that bleeps up the future

I wish alantis could rise again ^_^

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now it is not the lost empire, therefore, a common empire.

I wish Yggdrasil was back in Tales of Symphonia 3.

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, but all the other characters are scrapped completely
I wish I could find my sesame cake

 

[xseed]

granted but its spoiled

I wish I had a big,bushy tail lol

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now it needs a shave.

I wish life had a reset button.

 

[xseed]

banned but you create multiple bad timelines(due to the fact that the reset button uses time lmao)

I wish men didnt lose their hair when they grow old(cuz i dont wanna lose my hair >_<)

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now you look like cousin It from the Adam's Family.

I wish Lloyd and Emil were on Smash Bros.

 

[xseed]

granted but then they arnt on super smash bros cuz nintendo was trolling you
(ugh. I hate emil)

I wish emil never exsisted

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now Marta annoys you like crazy.

I wish Riku would go out with Sephiroth.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but Xehanort goes out with Kefka on the same date, and they create a bloodbath in which Riku and Sephiroth also die.

I wish to have Pokemon X and Y before they're sold out.

 

[xseed]

granted but its hacked lol

I wish that tomorrow would come faster lol

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now Pokémon X&Y are delayed till next year.

I wish they would make a Tales of Symphony 2.

 

[xseed]

granted but its complete crap due to the fact that it was rushed

I wish they would make a friggin new f-zero game for wiiu and 3ds

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, but not only is it absolutely horrible, but it wipes out your consoles memory

I wish my internet was faster

 

[xseed]

granted but the internet keeps messing up

I wish 2014 would come on so I can get super smash bros 3ds

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, the only characters are Pichu and Olimar, and Olimar doesn't have pikmins anymore

I wish my cat was a dog

Spoiler:

 

[xseed]

lol wish granted........but something goes horribly wrong and well......
this pic will say it all

Edit: I wish that it was opposite day 0_0