Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[iwuzhere9]

Granted, but the video is so terrible and un-funny, a mob hunts you down and beats you up.
I wish other people would post in the WofZ thread.

 

[Zeffy]

Denied for advertising a thread.
I wish that I had never wished this wish. (lolwut?)

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but you just wished that you never wished a wish.
I wish that the sea wasn't salty.

 

[Cosmic Tyrant]

Granted, the salty sea has been swapped with your city's main water source.

I wish I had heightened reflexes.

 

[MithosFall]

Granted, but then you accidently punch your relative's face in.

I wish they brought the original voice actors of pokemon back.

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but the original voice actors now has a different voice,and it sounded more worser than the new ones.
I wish flies never existed.

 

[iwuzhere9]

Granted, but there are 1000000000x more mosquitoes now, reducing the average age of each person by 30 years due to an increased chance of contracting malaria or West Nile.
I wish someone would notice my subtle differences I just made to my sig and avy.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. That person was you ;3

I wish for a mass invasion of extra terestials!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. They invade, but are immediately eliminated because their only weakness is wishes getting corrupted.

I wish I could BS an essay in 2 minutes.

 

[iwuzhere9]

Granted, but the essay kidnaps your family and cuts off your legs.
I wish I wish I was a fish

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but your desires to wish that you were a fish never came true and you suddenly fall into a depression T^T

I wish for a happy ending for ^'s corrupted wish T^T

 

[StarGirl]

granted you will had a sad ending in ur life

I wish that I had XBOX 360 not easily to error system data

 

[Hacky]

Granted. Now System data errors XBOX360 easily.

Wish I'd never forget my homework.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You never forget it, but you still don't didn't it anyway. :P

I wish I knew where this stuff on my mouse was coming from.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted. but you soon forget.

i wish i could stop time o3o

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You also stop the flow of oxygen around you, so you suffocate. ZA WARUDO

I wish that the small children would stop crying when I showed up.

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but instead of little kids crying when you show up,it would be the teenagers and adults.
I wish that I wasn't afraid of heights.

 

[Zeffy]

GRANTED but, you are now afraid of lowground.
I wish for a wish that can be wished and never be again be wished by anyone who wish. (lolwut?)

 

[Hacky]

Denied. I didn't bother to read your wish. (Mwahaa)

Wish I had a decent Internet connection.

 

[Zeffy]

DENIED for denying and not reading my wish.

I wish ^ disappears.