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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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granted but the greatest alien killer ever sigourney weaver kicks your but

i wish for a bottle of jack
 
granted but the muffins cut you

i wish for an empty cup
 
granted, but it gets filled with coca cola

I wish for a glass that's half-full, not half-empty
 
granted but then i drink it and it becomes more then half empty

i wish to be dating Angelina Jolie
 
granted but then i causes ure favorite person to die

i wish i wasnt not of the undead
 
denied because that was mah next wish
I wish I wasnt sick
 
Granted, but you start laughing uncontrollably for no reason.

I wish my eyes would let me read large paragraphs right now.
 
Granted, but you are so dizzy you can never move again.

I wish for Waluigi.
 
granted, but Waluigi wishes to be rid of you and gets the good wish granter to do it. thus, no more Waluigi for you!
 
You didn't make a wish O:

I wish i had new sexy awesome magical epic desu headphones ono
 
Granted but you get snowed in and can't get out of teh house until boxing day

i wish i was on the laptop snd not the wii
 
Granted, but it's an ancient laptop which is extremely slow and is missing the space bar.

I wish Gorbachev never became General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
 
denied because i feel evil

i wish i was more evil then i alredy am
 
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