Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[The Darkest Gale]

granted but then assasins know you and you become one of them

I still wish for my muffin house >:O

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but flies eat it, and for the record they think it's delicious.

I wish I knew a Russian person.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted but they are half english :D

I wish all the flies that my muffin were dead and that it had a sheild around it

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but they already ate the muffin so it's impossible to put a shield around it.

I wish I had my own theme song.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but u cant hear it
I wish Grimmjoww made out with Ichigo in Bleach

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's in a Bleach doujinshi where the artist's capacity for drawing is stick figures with their names pointed toward them.

I wish the next poster would type out my corruption in no less than 200 words.

 

[RCMF13]

Granted, but this text jumps out of the screen and kills you.

I wish that people would actually notice that I exist on these forums.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but nobody acknowledges your existence in real life.

I wish I was legally old enough to work.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but now you are hated by all.

I wish I was Superman.

 

[Daeva Okami-Luca]

Granted, but you're weak to kryptonite :P

I wish I had a car.

 

[RCMF13]

Granted, but you get banned from driving.

I wish that Heinrich would know that loads of people already acknowledge my existence in real life.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but I'll probably forget three minutes into the future.

I wish for 19 cents.

 

[RCMF13]

Granted, but it tries to kill you.

I wish that I had something better for my sig.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted but it has fluffy clouds with sad faces when I grant it lol

I wish for my muffin house again

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied becuz i ate it :)
i wish to not be denied anything

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Denied.

I wish I could buy a senate seat on the internet.

 

[Pokepal17]

Granted, but the seat is uncomfortable.

I wish I lived in the 80s.

 

[Daeva Okami-Luca]

granted, but you're forced to only listen to Madonna.

I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive.

 

[Pokepal17]

Granted, but he's only an eyeball.

I wish I could see Dokken, live in Philadelphia in 1987.

 

[Daeva Okami-Luca]

Granted, but it was at Woodstock and now you don't remember it :D

I wish I could see Boondox live.