Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Pokepal17]

Granted, but you die while diriving to see them.

I wish I could have a pie.

 

[TrinityLimit]

wish granted, until i shoved it in your face ehe :3.
i wish for a macbook pro ;D

 

[Daeva Okami-Luca]

Granted, but it's corrupted by a trojan and you only get the blue screen of doom.

I wish I could be happy with one avatar.

 

[Gazza]

granted but you must stick with it forever and use it on every forum you visit >:]

i wish for a Muller corner yoghurt strawberry flavour

 

[RCMF13]

Granted, but you must climb mount Everest, fly to London with a jetpack, drink a cup of tea, teleport yourself to New York city, then make at least 5 new friends while there. Then, you must sleep for 5 hours EXACTLY, and that sleep must be on a bed made out of twigs and leaves. Then, you must win 1 million pound. Then, go to turnback cave, and it should be sitting there, on the top of a pillar which you must climb. To do this, go out and buy a ladder, and some safety equipment. You should get to a ledge on the pillar, of you approach from the right side. You will then be teleported to the top of the pillar, but the Muller corner strawberry flavour yoghurt will be poisoned :(

I wish I could think up loads more things like that ^

 

[Gazza]

Granted but every time you want to use them you must sit and watch grass grow
for 24 hours


i wish turtles were faster than bunnies :D

 

[RCMF13]

Granted, but whenever a rabbit beats a turtle in a race, you must shred £1000 and chuck it in the bin.

I wish I could find somewhere else to post on these forums.

 

[Gazza]

Granted here go post here and annoy the hell out of everyone tell them Gazza sent ;3

i wish i had a real swampert x3

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but it only obeys my orders.

I wish for a better world for young trumpeters.

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted, but the get in a car crash, and can't see that better world. :( That's not good.

I wish that Giovanni had a Raichu.

 

[Åzurε]

Granted, but you started with a Totodile, and just lost your one chance to beat Giovanni before Celebi transported you back to the present.

I wish I could melt into Jell-O and return to normal form at will.

 

[KUROXFAI]

Granted but them i eat u
I wish i could be me

 

[RCMF13]

Granted, but someone kills you for being yourself.

I wish that I had more than 2 people visiting my profile.

 

[KUROXFAI]

Denied becuz noone likes u. no jkjk
i wish i didnt have MPD

 

[MichaelaTheUchiha]

Granted but then you get cancer...
I wish for mangoes that are awesome and will not kill me and taste delicious. >_>

 

[Sora's Nobody]

Too bad... the mango killed itsself

I wish i had a Llama Farm :3

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it's virtual. And now everyone you know laughs at you for playing Farmville.

I wish I owned the world's ugliest couch.

 

[Sora's Nobody]

Granted, but then its ugliness will shine on you

I wish i owned an avatar (na'vi)

 

[Graceful]

Well Have It But It Crashes Your Computer/Laptop Everytime You See It!

I Wish I Could Meet Green Day

 

[FlyingSquirrel]

Granted, but then your day is green for the rest of your life and you have to become vegetarion

I wish i grew atleast 6.5 feet tall just 5 more inches