Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[ninjaman]

granted but you die
i wish that the song tick tock was illiegale and apon hearing it anyone can kill the person playing it with out any laws being broken
(if you can't tell I really HATE THAT SONG)

 

[Charmander__]

Granted, but now Blah Blah Blah is on the radio more often, which causes everyones ears to bleed.

I wish I could train EVERY Pokemon in the world..... AT THE SAME TIME! lol

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but you wasted billions of dollars purchasing a single cartridge for each Pokemon in the world.

I wish for pie.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Granted. Next time Silver approaches you in HG/SS, he throws a pie in your face.

I wish my math professor was actually coherent.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but he is also more transient.

I wish for this day to run smoothly.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it ends with your death and a roller coaster.
I wish I was feeling better.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You "feel" better, but you're still pretty sick :/

I wish that people could understand the pleasure of the simpler things in life.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but some people abuse those things.
I wish I had some unpoisoned Doritos.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted your Doritos aren't poisoned

in fact
They aren't even there


I wish i had a hundred cupcakes :D

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but a hundred cupcakes is just the brand name of that one aweful cupcake in your hand.

I wish I could open up an interdimensional vortex to whichever video games I choose.

 

[Tree_x]

Granted but when you go to reach your hand in to get the game you are sucked in and trapped in the vortex forever with all the games in the world but no way to play them :D!

i wish for a Katana that could never harm its owner !

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, it doesn't harm enemies or allies either :D

Also, it's invisible, and impossible to touch or hear!

A very special katana indeed.

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I wish the moon wasn't made of cheese... -sigh-

 

[Callandor]

Granted. It's also no longer their, which in turn causes our orbit to become erratic, and puts us closer to the sun, which then melts the polar ice caps, FLOODING THE WORLD!!!

 

[MarstheCar]

(Was there a wish?) Granted, but happiness occurs.
I wish for a dead ugly kitten.

 

[Shiiny Pikachu]

Granted.but it turns into a zombie and eats you

I wish I could fly

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted. You fly into an airplane.
I wish for ear buds that were invisible.

 

[Gabri]

Granted but they are perfectly visible and ugly.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[Ru-Kun]

Granted, but it's only good for five seconds after this post.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but it wears off when you get a hundred feet out.

i wish me wish were so perfect that the next person couldnt think of a way to corrupt it

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

Denied.


I wish I Had a solid chocolate cradilly. thats alot of chocolate!