Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Exiled~Shadow]

Granted, but its alive and eats you :D

I wish people came up with better wishes including me

 

[TheUltimateSacrifice]

Granted; but you don't have a thread to talk about them.

I wish that sometimes people didn't take me so seriously, on the Internet.

 

[Åzurε]

Granted. Now, since people don't take you seriously on the internet, you were banned for all the constant spam.

I wish a challenger would appear.

 

[TheUltimateSacrifice]

Granted; but the challenger doesn't challenge.

I wish that life was like a box of chocolates.

 

[Åzurε]

Granted, however they're also like a box of chocolates that may have been tampered with by a mischievous howler monkey. So, You never know what you're gonna get, and it might be crap.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you lose them all on this wish.
I wish for a bunny, an evil bunny.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but you don't have enough Gym Badges, so he won't listen to you. ^^

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but I steal your soul.
I wish I had 40 badges.

 

[PKMN Trainer Red!]

Granted, but a rocket grunt stole them from you...

I wish i had a wish to wish...

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you gain the ability to explode with no control.
I wish I had some Danimals.

 

[PKMN Trainer Red!]

Granted, but it's spoiled=3

I wish for better friends...

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they are rocks.
I wish for an unicorn named Iwillkillyou, (Will for short).

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but it's in the form of a bear who thinks it's a unicorn.

I wish for more.

 

[Chibi Buizel]

Granted, but it's not more of what it was that you wanted.
I wish I had a mecha.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, But it fell apart when you got inside of it.

I wish my brother would get off the xbox so I can play.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted but the xbox breaks


I wish i raised ponies IN SPACE

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but they die due to lack of oxygen.

I wish the world was in sepia.

 

[Zeffy]

Denied, for the fact that I don't know what sepia is. ^^

I wish I knew what I'd wish for. :'(

 

[lionrt60]

granted, but it turns out to be a mousetrap, which gets stuck on ur big toe (i am rly rubbish at this ;_; )

i wish that people would feed/hug my pokefarm pokemon/eggs

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

Granted. Unfortunately you get hit by a meteor before you see how they have grown. * Goes to hug pokemon and readies meteor *

I wish someone would click my awesome dragons.