Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[mizore]

granted but scarlet dies of scarlet fever(irony)

I wish that no one created school.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but we all become idiots, and you wouldn't be on that computer of yours right now.

I wish for something purple.

 

[Sosuke Aizen]

Granted, but whatever said purple thing was destroyed the most important thing to you.

I wish Aizen-sama were real.

 

[Reddo]

Granted, but he lives far away from you (that's not so bad, though)!

I wish I was at Indigo Plateau.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, you're on a plateau covered with indigo plants.

I wish the girls at my school didn't marinate in Baby Soft perfume.

 

[doeboy9]

Granted but you suddenly develop an obsession with Baby Soft perfume

I wish I didn't have so many Wi-Fi issues

 

[mizore]

granted. then nintendo repos your systems XD

I wish pachy was my fwend!

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but pachy died the next day.
I wish for an orange soda fountain.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it doesn't give you orange soda, the fountain is orange. Plus, it's broken.

I wish for the 80's. (How vague. xP)

 

[Reddo]

Granted... but you are the only person on the Earth.

I wish for a Nintendo DS.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but it doesn't come with a charger, and it only has 3 seconds of battery life.

I wish I had a CD of Hatsune Miku's calmest songs.

 

[Reddo]

Granted... but it's covered by indestructible plastic.

 

[Sarah Paliner]

I'll double the corruption (since Reddo didn't post a wish): The calmness is actually complete silence.

I wish I had two sheets of paper.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The sheets of paper are black, crumpled up, and covered with doodles of genitalia.

I wish that there wasn't another Reitaisai this year.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but it will be on December 25, 2011.

I wish for a toilet with a really big pipe, so that my big poop can go through the pipes and not clog the toilet.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but the toilet gets grossed out so you have to go back to your old one.

I wish I could soon level up on WoW.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. Here's the link to level up your WoW characters. https://www.mubos-md.com/licensemaker/levelup.php?57827

I wish the Earth day could extend to 32 hours.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Hours are now 45 minutes long.

i wish that in my dream i am the star. its me. and THEN the big man comes for a little one on one.

 

[AuraGaurdian]

Granted but you are a neutron star and you eventually colapse in on yourself.
I wish I had the power of a god.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but you only have the power to start the end of the world.

I wish Jory Caron could come to my house.