Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, YOU messed up your relationship with THEM! :)

I wish I was in the pokemon world.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then you have a massive Pokedex to complete.

I wish that the B2/W2 female protagonist appears in the anime cos she's so cute.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And according to the anime, she's a man!

I wish I had an iPhone.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted...but then .... you need to charge it... O.o with...a CHARGER...and the only way to do that is by catching a Blitzle with Charge attack. GASPIE!

I wish... for ... that Zubat doll I used to have...that was/came in the Pokeball.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then decides to confuse/poison you like all annoying Zubats do.

I wish that everyone could make a funny meme...

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but then funny loses its meaning...and there's no such thing as MII-MIIs

I wish... I had a cloak of invisibility....

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then Harry Potter falls in love with you.

I wish that my friend Tyler promotes the lolz of Haters Gonna Hate...

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but then Hate means love, and you become a fictional character, and someone says, "fictional guys are soooo IN this season." So...you're like...darn...maybe next season...and next season never comes.

I wish I had...finished my ice last night.

 

[droomph]

But then you overdose and you're high for weeks and then you have a heart attack and you die.

I wish straight conservative white males would understand gay people.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, the gay people do not understand them.

I wish that bacon is sacred.

 

[mineox100]

Granted, it is now being served with Snorlax on sacred holidays.
I wish pigs can fly!

 

[droomph]

Then the amount of prostitutes goes up. May be a good or bad thing.

I wish my face was purple.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you are choking... to your death.

I wish that my bad cold was gone.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but the only way to cure it is by vomiting exactly 142 times...gosh...that's awful...yech.

I wish PIKACHU WAS MY BEST FRIEND!

(my name's Ash...really.)

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then he uses Thunderbolt on you for no reason.

I wish everyone used an avatar as "derpy" as mine...

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, except the new definition of "derpy" is Simpsons theme, and instead of a Pokemon forum, it becomes a Simpsons forum for all fans of blue haired women. No difference really. ^_^'

I wish SPRITES WERE REALLY MADE OF SODA!

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then you don't appreciate the fizzles.

I wish that all Pokemon games had unlimited Rare Candies and Master Balls.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but the master balls are hacked so you can't capture any Pokemon in them unless they are level one and have the stats of 150 160 29 240 32. The only way to get them to work is using Action Replay...and the Rare Candies only work for Pokemon that have the Pokerus disease.

I wish this blemish on my chin would evaporate like a Cryogenal.

 

[droomph]

Yes, but then it's your skin that evaporates to remove the pimple and you become a ball of muscle and blood.

I wish that I could legally kill other people on demand.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but the only way to cure it is by vomiting exactly 142 times...gosh...that's awful...yech.

WRONG! I would have to vomit 143 times... You almost had it right.

As for above ^, Granted, but people realize what you are doing and kill you.

I wish that scientists might try to make pokemon into reality.