Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Feroz]

Granted but whatever you wish for is to kill a person

I wish that there is Annoying Orange vs Pokemon!

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but Annoying Orange loses automatically.

I wish I would hurry up and get White 2.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but it arrives late.

I wish that I could find something interesting.

 

[SkittyBot]

Granted, but it is a killer alien that destroys the planet.
I wish there was a cure for diabetes

 

[roosterman]

granted, it gives you cancer.

i wish i could catch a magikarp in real life (it's disappointing in the game but i would love to catch a fish that size!)

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but as you also renember, it's useless, and you find it really tasty at dinnertime.

I wish that my internet wasn't crap at all.

 

[The Works]

Granted, your provider censors the internet.

I wish I had two bodies so that I could play Black and write a fic at the same time.

 

[roosterman]

granted, the two are connected, have fun!

i wish i had the TM for earthquake so i could teach it to my ho-oh. (yep, you heard me right, ho-oh can learn earth quake!

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but it's a nerfed version that will always do 10 damage.

I wish I could fly.

 

[The Works]

Granted, you can only fly an inch off the ground.

I wish for Pokemon White 2.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but the internal battery is dry.

I wish that I was evil.

 

[SummerSkies]

Granted, but a rebellion of people against you killed you.

I wish for my wish to become corrupted.

 

[The Works]

Granted, your wish is changed to a wish for having it uncorrupted.

I wish Friday and Saturday was forever.

 

[roosterman]

granted but now people work on weekends and play on all the other days

i wish i could transfer items from diamond to black

 

[PokemonGiratinaX]

Granted but the items become corrupted and glitchy.

I wish I get a Nutella.

 

[The Works]

Granted. It's all over the floor, good luck scooping it into your sandwich!

I wish for chocolate muffins.

 

[roosterman]

Granted. It's all over the floor, good luck scooping it into your sandwich! lol!

i wish for the amount of raditude that your dog has

 

[The Grubby Pup]

granted, now you're on the cover of a box of Cookie Crisps.

I wish I could use a Fruit Loop as a hulla-hoop

 

[The Works]

Granted. However, to accomplish this, you have to turn into a small ant and you will be crushed by a cereal box soon.

I wish U2 releases an album soon.

 

[Altomare]

Granted. and because it is released too soon, it's incomplete, and because of that sales go down discouraging making another album.

I wish to become friends with Hary Potter.