Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[The Works]

Granted, but then the ESRB rates it M, so they have to make the blood green ,the zombies less mutilated, and remove some weapons just to get E or T.

I wish for snow.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but it's only in your property.

I wish that Hikari10 would come back.

 

[PokemonGiratinaX]

Granted, but Hikari1o is now mad.
I wish I got a NDS.

 

[The Works]

Granted, but the D-pad doesn't work at all.

I wish that 4chan wasn't banned in my country.

 

[PokemonGiratinaX]

Granted, but 4chan is not available on TV.
I wish I was good at hacking.

 

[Feroz]

Granted , but your hacks always crashes when you load it.

I wish that My DSi can be fixed

 

[roosterman]

granted, you accidently trade a pokemon that makes the game freeze to a fellow member and you get banned

 

[Feroz]

You never wished so I take your wish and turn your wobbuffet into a plush

 

[Arcturus.]

You forgot to wish as well, so...What do I do?

I wish for unlimited wishes.

 

[The Works]

Granted, but all the wishes are wishes of dogs and cats becoming extinct.

I wish I could draw well.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but all you can draw well is circles. (I kind of wish I could draw well too.)

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[roosterman]

granted my wobbuffet punches you in the face

i wish i had more customers for my trade shop

 

[Feroz]

Granted but they disagree at the choices...

I wish that Element0 could read twice before POSTING!!!

 

[roosterman]

i don't know who that is but granted, but he/she doesn't post about the topic he/she is reading

i wish the musada method would work already and hatch me a shiny (109 mankeys and hundreds of other pokemon but no shiny)

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but you get a shiny Magikarp.

I wish I could catch every Pokemon.

 

[Feroz]

Granted but Vulpix uses Flamethrower on you because you had forgotten to read my previous post and confused it for no wish,I forgive for that!

I wish that the next post will have no meaning and be nullified!!!

 

[`Brianna]

Granted, but I am Brianna, and therefore everything I post has meaning.

I wish I had a puppy. ^-^

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but it has the soul of Cthulhu.

I wish I didn't need to eat.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but now you need to drink even more now.

I wish I could find an awesome Pokemon MMO that doesn't require downloading.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but to evolve Pokemon you have to have a paid membership.

I wish I knew what to wish for.