Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but someone glues it to your face.

I wish for wish that lets me wish for a wish and I wish with that wish for another wish.

 

[CourageHound]

Denied, no wishes for wishes

I wish for a cool poster

 

[Arcturus.]

Wish. *puts on sunglasses* Granted. Wait did you mean a poster you put on a wall?

I wish for waking up in the morning wasn't such a pain.

 

[Gerokunz]

Granted but you can do that just one day. :3

I wish I'll get a cool theme.

 

[roosterman]

granted, its barney, its considered very cool among 4 year olds

i wish it wasn't so hard to feed my army of goldfish

 

[dudebot]

Granted, however, they develop a taste for human.

I wish for World Peace . . . to play better basketball.

 

[roosterman]

granted, though peace is on earth, now mars has declared war on us

i wish wobbuffet had a third evolution that forgets all of its countering move but learns stronger moves and has a huge jump in stats (come on, who doesn't want to see wobbuffet face off against wobbanaut and win because he can still counter? )

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but it's ugly as ship.

Also, I wish for a cupcake that had sprinkles on it with jellybeans just so I could have the jellybeans.

 

[evking]

Granted... Well, have you ever heard of the Rotten Egg jelly bean?

I wish that I can hack computer games

 

[Gerokunz]

Granted but everyone can do something better than that. :p

I wish I'll be rich. :D

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but your family distributes the money in a way that leaves you with less than expected

I wish my cpu was faster

 

[dcjboi]

Granted but It either gets stolen or overheats to the point to where it catches on fire and your house burns down with it.

I wish I was 8 years old again.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but you will stay 8 forever.

I wish that I could find more awesome Snorlax pics.

 

[Gerokunz]

Granted too big then you can't use it here. :p

I wish I have new Computer. :D

 

[halcyonic]

Granted but it uses Windows 8 & all sorts of hacking tools are incompatible.

I wish I was more obsessed with Gracia better at battling.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but you become so good nobody wants to ever battle you again

I wish there was 38 hours in a day instead of 24

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but *world explodes*

I wish I was a good dancer.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but... uh... then something bad happens... I guess.

I wish I could write with perfect grammer and no spelling errors.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but then your fingers fall off from being overworked

I wish my dog could speak perfect english and had substantial intelligence

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but he becomes too smart and kills an all the human race.

Wishes? I wish I had known about it earlier!